Poll: Who was the best James Bond?

[Julianking93]

Brosnan, yeah.
Craig fucking sucks, they should replace his ass.

Am I really the only one who liked him?

I thought he was good. Not the best, but still good.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I grew up on Pierce. He's just so [sub]dreamy[/sub]

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Deserved so much more credit.

EDIT: ONLY 4 VOTES?

Jeez.... That's harsh...

EDIT 2: Sigh. Sean was awesome. But in all honesty, OHMSS had the best music.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Sean Connery wins, hands down. After Bond, he went on to terrorize celebrity jeopardy, and that's awesome.

 

[funguy2121]

The most awesome bond actor. Please note that it isn't Daniel Craig's fault that james bond went all sissy and lovey-dovey in his films.

Please, kind sir, do characterize how Bond is in any way a sissy or "lovey-dovey" in Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace. I can't wait to hear it. Is it how he shoots all the people he doesn't have to or how me makes the Frenchman from Munich drink a pint of motor oil? What a friggin sissy

Please note that it IS Pierce Brosnan's fault his interpretation of Bond went all sissy.

He was sissy because (1)he got attached to a bond girl, loved her, she dies, and then, worst of all, made a direct sequel where he is (2)STILL whining about it! (3)I'm no sexist, women rock, but bond girls were made to be nothing more than a fun night, a source of information, or an action sidekick for one movie!
Yeah i know he got married in OHMSS but that was the george lazenby one and therefore doesnt count lol. (4)We can all agree that that bond movie was fair gay.

(1)So because Bond was, in these two last film adaptations that were much more faithful to the source material, still young and naive and not quite over the first "girl" he lost, he's a pussy? I disagree.

(2) If you can find a single Bond film where whining takes place, please let me know. He takes revenge and makes the ************ drink a quart of motor oil to kill himself in the desert...whining? BTW, make me repeat myself again and I'll call troll.

(3) You either have a nice grasp of irony or none whatsoever, and I suspect the latter.

(4) Check the box office for how many people actually agree with you ... also, nice homophobia (fag).

 

[FetaFrosch]

well I for my part would say that Sean Connery was the best of them all

 

[Scrythe]

No centest.

Although I love Bronson almost as much as Connery.

Fuck Craig.

 

[SturmDolch]

Pierce Brosnan was all fun and good until that terrible movie I watched called "Die Another Day". Wind-surfing from a jet door? Giant magnifying glass space machine? No thanks.

I do like Daniel Craig.

The most awesome bond actor. Please note that it isn't Daniel Craig's fault that james bond went all sissy and lovey-dovey in his films.

What? Have you seen Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace? He's out for revenge, risking his life to avenge his lover's death. If that's "sissy and lovey-dovey" what do you consider manly without making Bond rip off his shirt and juggle grizzly bears while wearing a beer hat?

 

[thylasos]

Connery, the original, the best.

Not the original, but definitively the best. QFT.

 

[CK76]

There's only one Bond to me

Spoiler

I will say Craig's Jason Bourne type Bonds have been good, especially Casino Royale.

 

[Ocelot GT]

Connery, the original, the best.

Not the original, but definitively the best. QFT.

Then who was the first James Bond?

Because I'm certain the first bond film actor was Connery in Dr. No (1962)

 

[magicaxis]

The most awesome bond actor. Please note that it isn't Daniel Craig's fault that james bond went all sissy and lovey-dovey in his films.

Please, kind sir, do characterize how Bond is in any way a sissy or "lovey-dovey" in Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace. I can't wait to hear it. Is it how he shoots all the people he doesn't have to or how me makes the Frenchman from Munich drink a pint of motor oil? What a friggin sissy

Please note that it IS Pierce Brosnan's fault his interpretation of Bond went all sissy.

He was sissy because (1)he got attached to a bond girl, loved her, she dies, and then, worst of all, made a direct sequel where he is (2)STILL whining about it! (3)I'm no sexist, women rock, but bond girls were made to be nothing more than a fun night, a source of information, or an action sidekick for one movie!
Yeah i know he got married in OHMSS but that was the george lazenby one and therefore doesnt count lol. (4)We can all agree that that bond movie was fair gay.

(1)So because Bond was, in these two last film adaptations that were much more faithful to the source material, still young and naive and not quite over the first "girl" he lost, he's a pussy? I disagree.

(2) If you can find a single Bond film where whining takes place, please let me know. He takes revenge and makes the ************ drink a quart of motor oil to kill himself in the desert...whining? BTW, make me repeat myself again and I'll call troll.

(3) You either have a nice grasp of irony or none whatsoever, and I suspect the latter.

(4) Check the box office for how many people actually agree with you ... also, nice homophobia (fag).

You make a fair point with 1 and 2. with three, i must have no idea about irony, cos i dont see how its relevant to part 3 at all, and with four, i think you might be grasping for things to call me on there...i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays. and the box office would indeed have made a smashing, because its a bond movie! Eeeeeeveryone has GOT to see the next one!

 

[magicaxis]

Pierce Brosnan was all fun and good until that terrible movie I watched called "Die Another Day". Wind-surfing from a jet door? Giant magnifying glass space machine? No thanks.

I do like Daniel Craig.

The most awesome bond actor. Please note that it isn't Daniel Craig's fault that james bond went all sissy and lovey-dovey in his films.

What? Have you seen Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace? He's out for revenge, risking his life to avenge his lover's death. If that's "sissy and lovey-dovey" what do you consider manly without making Bond rip off his shirt and juggle grizzly bears while wearing a beer hat?

Lol full agree with die another day judgement. minus of course the epic swordfight scene . I mean sissy and lovey dovey comparitively to what he usually is. usually a girl dies and he's like "aw damn, what a waste!", and then goes back to his business. this time he actually acts the way a human would, which is much less "james bond" style. He's just not bond anymore!

 

[thylasos]

Connery, the original, the best.

Not the original, but definitively the best. QFT.

Then who was the first James Bond?

Because I'm certain the first bond film actor was Connery in Dr. No (1962)

An actor called Barry Nelson, in a TV adaption of Dr. No (repainting the character as an American agent called Jimmy Bond, I believe) in 1954.

 

[funguy2121]

i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays.

"Gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays like "niggar" is the new slang term for "idiot," and "you drive like a woman" is the new slang for "I have nothing but the utmost respect for female motorists."

Why would it be considered synonymous with "bad?" Because of the negative assumptions about homosexuality. Calling something you dislike "gay" and claiming that that's not homophobic is the same as referring to something as "niggar-rigged" and claiming that the statement has nothing to do with race.

 

[magicaxis]

i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays.

"Gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays like "niggar" is the new slang term for "idiot," and "you drive like a woman" is the new slang for "I have nothing but the utmost respect for female motorists."

....Where i'm from (wollongong australia), and on the internet, people say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for bad stuff. Im no homophobe, ive got nothing against them, its just common vocabulary. I'll admit when put under the microscope it does seem a bit cruel, but its just contemporary colloquialism.

 

[funguy2121]

i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays.

"Gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays like "niggar" is the new slang term for "idiot," and "you drive like a woman" is the new slang for "I have nothing but the utmost respect for female motorists."

....Where i'm from (wollongong australia), and on the internet, people say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for bad stuff. Im no homophobe, ive got nothing against them, its just common vocabulary. I'll admit when put under the microscope it does seem a bit cruel, but its just contemporary colloquialism.

 

[funguy2121]

i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays.

"Gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays like "niggar" is the new slang term for "idiot," and "you drive like a woman" is the new slang for "I have nothing but the utmost respect for female motorists."

....Where i'm from (wollongong australia), and on the internet, people say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for bad stuff. Im no homophobe, ive got nothing against them, its just common vocabulary. I'll admit when put under the microscope it does seem a bit cruel, but its just contemporary colloquialism.

i'd say you are aware that "gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays.

"Gay" is a slang term for "bad" nowadays like "niggar" is the new slang term for "idiot," and "you drive like a woman" is the new slang for "I have nothing but the utmost respect for female motorists."

....Where i'm from (wollongong australia), and on the internet, people say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for bad stuff. Im no homophobe, ive got nothing against them, its just common vocabulary. I'll admit when put under the microscope it does seem a bit cruel, but its just contemporary colloquialism.

The (fallacious) assumption that you're making there is not, unfortunately, just one made in Australia or on the internet. But let's assume, for the sake of argument, that you're right, even though you've failed to support yours. Let's have us a little experience. You said "gay" now meant "bad," right, and that it no longer had any connection to, y'know, gays? So...

Let's replace "gay" with "white." So "white" is the new "bad." And, while we're at it, let's replace "moronic" with "conservative," and "dangerous yes-man" with "Christian." Now, let's try it out, shall we?

The problem with the world today is all those damned white conservative Christians fukkin' it up.

A bit cruel? Yes. Ignorant, trashy, should be considered beneath you? You betcha.

 

[magicaxis]

You said "gay" now meant "bad," right, and that it no longer had any connection to, y'know, gays? So...

I'm not saying that its fair enough, i'm on your side! As much as it sounds like it, its not gay-bashing! In fact in circumstances such as this, it has absolutely nothing to do with sexual preference! Its like "that movie was crap". I'm not saying "that movie was quite literally a piece of poo" it means that it sucked! Its just terminology man.

 

[magicaxis]

Lol this convo is now nothing to do with james bond anymore