Poll: who will you be at the apocalypse

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Scarim Coral

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The badass loner is the life for me in a zombie apocalypse! Why let myself to be drag down by others who doesn't even more what a zombies is (like the idiots in a zombie movies).
 

Skratt

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I'd do like the mammals did during the dinosaur age, keep my head down and hide.
 

Jakub324

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I think I'd survive 3 weeks at minimum, my main problem being that I live in the UK where guns are as easy to find as diamonds, but I could still kick arse with a 3.5 foot stick.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Most likely I'd be dead. Assuming that I beat the odds, then I'd probably do what I need to survive. Cannibalism is one of those things (of course I don't have anything against it now...). I wouldn't be aggressive but you can guess that if I can survive by doing it, I'd go through with it. Hopefully I can join up with some like-minded individuals so we can better survive.
 

dsawyers9

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I already have a plan for a Zombie Dooms Day.

1. My party size will be 8, including myself.
2. I need 3 other guys (I'm a dude) and my wife and 3 other women.
3. Age req. Men need to be physically adapt and able to lift heavy objects. Woman need to be between ages 16-25. Now the reason for the woman being so young and not a real defining age for men is because men can reproduce at any age, women have a cut off time, about 35 before the babies start to have mental and physical problems.
4. Head to a flat land area with really good soil for growing crops.
5. Close off an area with wood for temp. walls. Start building a fort, however you need to dig about 8-10 feet down and put a 2-3 inch steel plate under your fort. Then fill in with 1 foot of cement. This prevents zombies from digging and coming up from the ground. Then fill in the area that you just dug up. The goal is to have 3 inches of steel and 1 foot of cement under your entire compound at all time, this means your wall that is made up of steel and cement. Once you secure a fort, which you can expand at any given moment, start reproducing and growing food again.
6. 4 men, 4 women. Each year the women will reproduce young, from there the men will switch to a different mate and reproduce. The children would have to rotate around and not mix genes until they past the 2nd generation then the genetics should be far enough that mutation shouldn't occur. By then, I will have died off and left our children a chance to repopulate earth.

That's about a quick sum up.
 

Ickorus

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I'd be that smart guy who knows exactly what to do but gets mobbed 'unexpectedly' by a bunch of zombies because you can't have a guy who knows what to do in a zombie movie because then the movie would be boring.

OR

The guy that successfully manages to save himself and is doing just fine until the 'Hero' turns up with hundreds of zombies in tow and then when I don't let him in he breaks in and fucks me over as the zombies also start pouring in.

And fuck yes I wouldn't let anybody else into my shelter, they'll just fuck it up somehow.
 

JBGigas

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I'm the annoying guy who gets killed almost right away.
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I'll be the random nerd who turns out to be the "Big Badass"

But I suspect that I would be the upper.
 

Rofl-Mayo

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It's weird that you mentioned this topic because I was recently looking for a cheap RV that will help me get through the apocalypse.

It will be loaded with jerry cans, water, batteries, flashlights, guns, and the whole survivalist set.

I'll probably go around saving people in that thing too, but nobody who's been bitten... I know the rule.
 

Jon Shannow

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I'll be the one living on an isolated island with a fuckload of supplies and shotguns. probably slightly insane and shooting at any one who comes near. Or if i can't find an island in a nearby loch i'll just barricade my self in
 

Ursus Buckler

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I'd probably hang out in my house with my best mate playing on Halo 3 and trying to remain blissfully unaware of what was going on outside, having a pint and waiting for it all to blow over. Or until Xbox Live ran out.

Then we'd probs go and find some guns. Living in England, that's where my mate would probably get eaten, but I'd continue, just trying to survive and save anyone remotely salvageable :) cos I'm nice like that.
 

Flamezdudes

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I'm gonna be holding up with my friends at one our friends house which is quite tall and on a hill. If you could see it you'd understand, its a brilliant position and we can get to the other tall buildings connected to it too. Just gotta break the stairs after moving all the equipment and food we'd need upstairs and we can hold up there.
 

DarkhoIlow

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I see myself saving people that are worth saving,but I'm not gonna stick my neck out for someone unless I get a gun.
 
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If we're talking zombie apocalypse...

I will be up in nunavut cooling my heels, nice and safe, with my family and closest friends. I've read enough zombie apocalypse stuff to see when it's starting, and my girlfriend is also big on horror survival. So we'd be out and safe before the panic sets in.

....Unless it's an INSTANT zombie apocalypse. Then I am probably zombie food. >_>