Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Haha, that may be, however it is well known that Theodore Roosevelt>Cthulu. (Please note that all of my praise for Teddy is completely joking. I don't actually think he is a god or whatever, he was just an über hardcore badass)

You do know he hated being called Teddy right?

Not the point. Nice little tidbit, though.

 

[Satin6T]

Christopher Walken
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he has a fevah

 

[MrDarkling]

THE GOD DAMN BATMAN THATS WHO

XP

 

[theguitarhero6]

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!!

 

[Alpha Pat]

na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!!

 

[Jing the Bandit]

FACE OF BOE.
That is all.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Batman! and not just because he is right next to me with his fists saying I better vote for him or else he will rip my nuts off and feed them to me after dipped in gravy. But because he's fucking Batman. He is the most awesome person ever to be made.
who curiously runs around with a young boy in tight rubber tights. creepy...but I'll role with it

Jesus is my second choice though. My third (if it was to be on the list) is god, but the god depicted in Family Guy.

 

[cthulhu257]

Jeremy Clarkson, of course.

 

[Deathsane]

jesus wins all since he is made of win

 

[LorChan]

Zombie Roosevelt. He was so badass in life... he's bre more badass in un-death.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Not in the poll: Richard Dean Anderson (He's MacGyver, for god sake)

In the poll: Cthulhu (simply because he's awesome)

 

[aaronx83]

What... No Ben Yahtzee Crosshaw

 

[Treblaine]

It was pretty close for me between Jesus and teddy rosevelt, until I realized that teddy was now on the zombie ticket. So I voted for Jesus.

damn zombies

Yeah, because Jesus could never be considered a zombie... even though he technically did raise from the dead.

 

[Deleric]

What it really went down to is Batman or Mayor West. I chose West, because being emperor of the Earth would just cramp his style. You can't be vigilantic when you own everything :\

 

[stone0042]

Roosevelt in a heartbeat. I'd honestly feel bad for the first alien race to fuck with us.

 

[paragon1]

Batman or Jesus. Either way, they won't try to subjugate us or try to eat our souls. Or both.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Souplex

 

[sagacious]

It was pretty close for me between Jesus and teddy rosevelt, until I realized that teddy was now on the zombie ticket. So I voted for Jesus.

damn zombies

Yeah, because Jesus could never be considered a zombie... even though he technically did raise from the dead.

Fair point, But Jesus is more "alive again" as opposed to "undead."

 

[ParadoxBG]

No one because you don't vote for emperors!!!! Baheeheeheeheeheecough...

Seriously, though. Chose Robot Nixon, because I'm a robot and therefore biased.