Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[CroMagnon]

Oprah.

/thread

 

[Jark212]

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

He has my eternal loyalty...

 

[RatRace123]

Me, and did I mention that I'm the goddamn Batman?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

My thoughts exactly.

The Emperor Protects!!!

 

[blindthrall]

Batman or Jesus. Either way, they won't try to subjugate us or try to eat our souls. Or both.

Teddy Roosevelt would do both. And there's nothing wrong with worshiping him as a god. He makes all the gods you youngings worship look like pussies.

I have only 6 words for you:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Why? So we can find the new ways to be happy, just how its prophecised.

EDIT: Looks like Cthulhu and Batmen are going for the finals. Must chant harder.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Somebody knows his scripture. May you find new ways to revel and kill, brother.

EDIT: Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have put Batman on the list!