Poll: Who would win a war between tea leaves and coffee beans?

[Cheesebob]

Tea > Coffee

No matter how big and strong a coffee bean is, as every general knows:

Outnumbering > small but elite

Thanks for the laughs for today!

I mean, you're not actually serious, now are you.

If you are, read about the Winter War between Finland and Russia. Check the numbers for casualties.

Then ponder for a moment the military strategy behind every modern western nation: High-tech, well equipped well trained troops fighting a mobile warfare. Not numerical superiority...

So yeah, good one, mate.

Thats how Russia won battles against hitler...also that is China's military tactic

Coffee, it is stronger.

Pound for pound, tea is stronger than coffee

 

[T-Bone24]

War does not determine who is right. Only who is left.

Tea rules!

 

[j0z]

It would be a costly war, the tea leaves have the advantage in numbers, coffee beans have an advantage in technology.
The coffee beans win after a joint American-Russian push to genetically engineer an insect, fungus, bacteria,and virus that decimates the tea leaf population

 

[TheLastCylon]

tea leaves would have air superiority.
Tea wins.

 

[ConstantJoe]

Tea, because the coffee would be extremely dangerous and hyperactive for a while, but then crash and collapse in a heap of disgusting brown mush.

 

[NotAPie]

coffee beans.

because coffee drinkers are nuts.
and tea drinkers are chill.

But I drink both..that would make me some kind of epic hybrid..

My god..I could rule the world O.O

Not if I rule it fiiiiiiiiiirst!

 

[ConstantJoe]

Tea.

The true stereotypical British drink.

Actually, the average Irish person drinks 1,184 cups of tea a year, which is higher than any other nation, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.


It's our record dammit!

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Well. Tea has greater range. You have to like coffee to drink it and not everybody likes coffee but tea is not so one sided. There are many kinds of tea. You can almost always find tea in a flavour that someone likes so saying that"I don't like tea" is often incorrect. By this logic at least 90% of the world should like tea if the right flavour is selected so coffee falls FAR behind.

 

[Labyrinth]

Coffee will win. Why? Because not only does the hard roast of a bean have excellent projectile properties, but the soldiers wielding it are far more wired than those pissy tea-drinkers. We also have cynical heads at the fore.

However! I propose an alternative. Tea and coffee work together to bring down the travesty that is bottled water.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

But I drink both..that would make me some kind of epic hybrid..

My god..I could rule the world O.O

[sub]i'm the same.[/sub]

let's do it.

Not if I rule it fiiiiiiiiiirst!

This can either lead to a large war that covers the entire planet, or an alliance of such awesomeness that all will bow before us..

 

[Steel Ronin]

in that war everyone wins

 

[Soxafloppin]

Coffee is STRONGER. see what i did there?

eh? eh? eh?

NO?
...ok....

 

[ae86gamer]

No one would win. It'd be a stalemate and eventually a coffee bean and tea leaf would crossbreed. Creating, a Cofftea Be-eaf(Best name I could think of).

 

[El Poncho]

Tea

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Tea. The wide variety ensures that tea can just hide and wait for coffee to go into a low. Then tea shall strike while they are weak. Also the wide variety ensures alot of surprises.

 

[IceFrogger1313]

Coffee beans because Tea leaves.

Sorry, someone had to say it...

 

[SulfuricDonut]

Coffee. All the coffee beans have to do is jump up and down on the tea leaves, crumbling them to bits. Coffee beans would just laugh is the tea leaves did a similar attempt.

Yes, but as the coffee beans did that, the tea leaves would release their flavour and make the coffee beans defect to become tea beans.
The tea would convert the entire population of coffee with its superior cultural influence, and the empire that is coffee would simply dissolve into the world of tea.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Tea leaves. They can be set on fire and be similar to suicide bombers if necessary. Believe me, it would work.

 

[veryboringfact]

Gentlemen, I believe there is a simple answer to this.
All you have to do is ask yourselves: "Which is more British?"
And there you have your answer.
You are welcome.
*adjusts tophat and sips hot beverage*

You make a good point

GO BRITAIN *Rule Brittania plays in background*

ALL. HAIL. BRITANNIA BRITAIN!

Le café est le boisson preféré des français!

"i fart in your general direction" ! ......and it smells of coffeeeee

VOTEZ POUR LE CAFE, ET VIVE LA FRANCE