Poll: Who would win in a fight?

[Someone Depressing]

Duke can throw shit at things untill it drops dead. Or throw grenades into their toilet cubicals.

Kratos can tear out of their spinal columb and beat the ever loving shit out of them with it.

Pac-Man can FUCKING JUMP INTO SOMEONE AND EAT THEIR INTESTINES! (The new Mortal Kombat trailer. Nice.).

I'm in a dillema about picking one of these 3...

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

Kratos, because he's the God of WAR!

DUH!

 

[Jodah]

I gotta go with Kratos or Duke. Kratos because he actually graphically kills people in his games for no reason other than he can. Duke because...well its Duke.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

uhh do bad news their using a new character who is going to hunt down alex

Exactly though... at the end of Prototype he was already godly. Who are they going to make to take down that!?

 

[Tibs]

Betting on the Duke for this one. He would find a way to win.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Batman,he's in a game

 

[Fwee]

Mercer, because he's the only one who I don't think is a 100% twat + he doesn't need pills to eat people. Sorry Pacman, you're second place.

 

[StBishop]

You should have Chuck Norris on there, or at least Mr. Rogers (cookie for reference).

There is not cookies for Lemon Demon fans...

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

these are the ones I know:

Pac-man: could eat anything, but the ghosts would kill him.

Master Chief: would be to busy teabagging people to notice, so he would be killed in the mix.

Kratos: is a mean sun of a *****, but he is already dead so no.

Duke Nukem: once killed Chuck Norris with a Gigantic toilet turd. better not mess with him, otherwise his blood will be yours even if you win. <-Winning!

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Why is Chuck Norris not in this list?

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

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Correction, Wakakakakakakakaka

 

[Dasrufken]

One quote to indicate the one who rules them all: "Eat shit and die!"

 

[Gill Kaiser]

Alex Mercer would annihilate all of them. The guy is literally unkillable so long as biomatter exists in the world.

 

[Shock and Awe]

If they were just thrown in their with no prep? Kratos.

If they had time to prepare I think Master Chief.

 

[zombieeater6000]

chuck Norris would win

 

[FalloutJack]

I vote The Duke, but for a good reason. They all get to fighting, but Duke fires into the sky and says "Hey guys... Guess what? I've got cheat codes.". Cue a collective F-Bomb from the rest and LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

 

[BlueMage]

Hail to the King baby.