Poll: Will You Stop Me From Destroying the Star Wars Prequels?

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Rblade

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Mike Richards said:
Yes, because the originals weren't really any better.

They both had obnoxious main characters and dialogue problems up the exhaust port. But the prequels have comparatively better visuals and infinitely better action, and since I'm not here for the story they edge out slightly in my estimation.

I wouldn't say they're worth getting stuck in the 90s for thought. As stated above you'd have to go back much farther then that to fix most of the problems I've got (most irritating is the bland, preachy moralizing of the jedi that's played totally straight instead of introducing the possibility that they might be wrong about something for once.)

EDIT - I feel like I should clarify that I'm not usually one to step all over other people's toys. I don't care if you like the series and I don't care if you want the prequels expunged from human history. But I do have a lot of personal problems with the series and I rarely turn down an opportunity to say something about it since I hardly ever see anyone else making my points for me.
although I personally like the old films, I think a laaaarge part is nostalgia. Those films where extremely revolutionary in their days, one of a kind. Thats why they have such a devoted following. Sure they weren't very good technically but they appealed to a large group of nerds that had barely any outlet.

view it from the perspetive of
-no internet
-no superhero movies

and you can start to see why people could relate how awesome being a jedi would be, or darth vader for that matter. space stations the size of a moon that could blow up planets HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME.

edit/ OT: I would probably stop you, as angry as they may get people. I HATE not knowing how a story ends or begins. So I rather see a terrible prequel or sequel then no prequel or sequel (I open ended stories that is)
 

viranimus

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Ok. Yes, I would be inclined to say yes I would stop you.

While they may or not be better film than the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy is INFINITELY more important to the viability of the intellectual property the original trilogy could ever hope to be.

And while were at it, essentially ever complaint ever lodged against the prequel trilogy, the original trilogy is just as guilty of.

No if anything I might let you go back and destroy the entire franchise. While there are some good points to it, theres so many more negatives that come from it that it might just be worth it to blot it from history. I mean think about itm As far as the films go, what do you actually have? one and 3/4ths of good movies, Four and a quarter average to not quite bad movies to prop up an international cultural phenomenon which is more about exploiting opportunities to sell merchandise, be it toys, apparel, comics etc than actually making something entertaining.
 

Futureman

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Any one who HATES the Star Wars prequels this much is just a ass hole.. (in my opinion)
 

SpaceBat

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I don't believe I have ever, in my entire life, given less shits about a certain subject than this one.
So I pick neither one. You're neither a villain or a hero because I honestly don't understand why a bunch of people are still going apeshit over the prequels to a nice movie franchise being bad. For fucks sake, people.
Get.Over.It.
 

Scarim Coral

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No "Meh I don't care" option? I mean I don't care what you're going to do so it (but I don't view you as a hero) kinda of a neutral option.
 

Mike Richards

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Rblade said:
although I personally like the old films, I think a laaaarge part is nostalgia. Those films where extremely revolutionary in their days, one of a kind. Thats why they have such a devoted following. Sure they weren't very good technically but they appealed to a large group of nerds that had barely any outlet.

view it from the perspetive of
-no internet
-no superhero movies

and you can start to see why people could relate how awesome being a jedi would be, or darth vader for that matter. space stations the size of a moon that could blow up planets HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME.
Oh yeah, I can completely understand it too. I've never had trouble knowing why everyone loved it so much, I just think they haven't aged well. That's why I think everyone had such a problem with the new ones, they weren't any better even though the audience expected something better from a modern movie. We changed, they stayed the same.

And even thought I do have problems I still really enjoy them, old and new (Well, not Return, but still).
 

Spitfire

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Why not take Mike Stoklasa back in time with you instead, and get him to be creative consultant or producer on the prequels?
 

Brockyman

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uncanny474 said:
Brockyman said:
uncanny474 said:
Would you mind just shooting Lucas after Return of the Jedi? Just killing him dead? Because then we wouldn't have to deal with the remakes, OR the prequels. Think about it. No "Han Shot First", no "crappy CGI Jabba", no "little orphan Annie", no NOTHING.

Just the brilliant original movies... bliss...

I don't mind remastering, but actually CHANGING the films is a step too far. You're ruining perfectly good movies with your meddling!
Yes, because brutally murdering the man that brought you those wonderful films because he exercises his right to change HIS material.... That's really mature. Maybe you should shank JRR Tolkean w/ a shiv before he wrote The Similarian (spelling?)....

The only real mistakes from the remakes is the Han shot first and the NOO! Other then that, the enhance visuals looked better, and add things he couldn't do on a shoe sting budget in the 1970s.
What about the crappy singing bit in Jabba's palace? What about adding Hayden Christensen to the end of Ep 6? What about Luke's pathetic little scream as he fell down the bottomless pit in Ep 5?

All of these are meddling with the final product. And all of them remove some of the tension and drama that made the first three movies such masterpieces. He hasn't made one addition to the movies that has done anything except make the fans facepalm at the stupidity of the decision.

As for JRR Tolkien, that's a poor analogy. The Silmarillion was published after his death, so it wasn't finished--it was his children trying to squeeze some pennies out of their fathers' corpse. Also, it was actually GOOD, unlike the prequels. And to be honest, Tolkien may not have meant it to see the light of day--it may have just been his notes on his world--but we'll never know due to him dying before we could find out.
The Tolkien analogy was just showing absurdity by being absurd and wasn't meant to be truly realistic.

It was just the hate that seeped from your post... wanting to murder a man because he made changes to his own intellectual property. I admit that Lucus is a bit of a douche for not releasing the Uneditied Trilogy, and I'm about 90% sure you don't actually don't want him to die (and if you do, you really are a jerk), but its just the fact that killing him was an actual option in your mind for editing 3 movies and making 3 more that you didn't like.

I will admit I forgot about the "crappy singing segment" in Jabba's palace did suck, everything else you listed ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL. I consider myself a pretty big Star Wars fan, and I didn't notice the "bottomless pit scream", and I understand why he wanted to have Hayden in the final scene...it was to show him returning to the state he was in before his turn to the dark side, and to link the two trilogies. Was it necessary? No. But did it alter the storyline or ruin the movie? Hell no.

Also, could the prequels have been better? Sure, but I also get tired of people dismissing them as a whole because of Jar Jar Binks and some stiff acting. I even heard one person mad because the plot of the Phantom Menace had something to do w/ trade disputes. IF they had half a brain, they would have realized that it was to show how masterful Palpatine/Sidious was in manipulating both the Republic and the other organizations for him to take power and destroy the Jedi.

People just get so wrapped up in things its just crazy.. it's like the people who bitched that parts of Harry Potter were cut and Lord of the Rings had some changes to make them into movies.
 

penguindude42

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kcjerith said:
Can I help? Please! Pretty please! please please please!
There is no worse abomination than the prequels....
Aside from, y'know, the original trilogy.

Translation: STAR WARS IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

~TOM does not like hates Star Wars
 

Heronblade

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Let me get this straight, you want to use a one time trip to the past in order to fix a minor disagreement over a movie series?

Really?

Bah, I'd do some very thorough research, load up a laptop and solar power generator with the needed technical documents, and go back to a highly stable civilization with the goal of bringing the high tech age several centuries early, and in a manner that would allow a great deal of global stability. I think the Chinese, the Romans, or the Aztecs (prior to their effective fall obviously)would provide suitable candidates.
 

kannibus

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Dude, I would have pause only because I don't think I bear the thought of such a hero like you being forced to relive the formative years of NSync, Backstreet Boys, 98 degrees, etc...
 

uncanny474

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Brockyman said:
uncanny474 said:
Brockyman said:
uncanny474 said:
Would you mind just shooting Lucas after Return of the Jedi? Just killing him dead? Because then we wouldn't have to deal with the remakes, OR the prequels. Think about it. No "Han Shot First", no "crappy CGI Jabba", no "little orphan Annie", no NOTHING.

Just the brilliant original movies... bliss...

I don't mind remastering, but actually CHANGING the films is a step too far. You're ruining perfectly good movies with your meddling!
Yes, because brutally murdering the man that brought you those wonderful films because he exercises his right to change HIS material.... That's really mature. Maybe you should shank JRR Tolkean w/ a shiv before he wrote The Similarian (spelling?)....

The only real mistakes from the remakes is the Han shot first and the NOO! Other then that, the enhance visuals looked better, and add things he couldn't do on a shoe sting budget in the 1970s.
What about the crappy singing bit in Jabba's palace? What about adding Hayden Christensen to the end of Ep 6? What about Luke's pathetic little scream as he fell down the bottomless pit in Ep 5?

All of these are meddling with the final product. And all of them remove some of the tension and drama that made the first three movies such masterpieces. He hasn't made one addition to the movies that has done anything except make the fans facepalm at the stupidity of the decision.

As for JRR Tolkien, that's a poor analogy. The Silmarillion was published after his death, so it wasn't finished--it was his children trying to squeeze some pennies out of their fathers' corpse. Also, it was actually GOOD, unlike the prequels. And to be honest, Tolkien may not have meant it to see the light of day--it may have just been his notes on his world--but we'll never know due to him dying before we could find out.
The Tolkien analogy was just showing absurdity by being absurd and wasn't meant to be truly realistic.

It was just the hate that seeped from your post... wanting to murder a man because he made changes to his own intellectual property. I admit that Lucus is a bit of a douche for not releasing the Uneditied Trilogy, and I'm about 90% sure you don't actually don't want him to die (and if you do, you really are a jerk), but its just the fact that killing him was an actual option in your mind for editing 3 movies and making 3 more that you didn't like.

I will admit I forgot about the "crappy singing segment" in Jabba's palace did suck, everything else you listed ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL. I consider myself a pretty big Star Wars fan, and I didn't notice the "bottomless pit scream", and I understand why he wanted to have Hayden in the final scene...it was to show him returning to the state he was in before his turn to the dark side, and to link the two trilogies. Was it necessary? No. But did it alter the storyline or ruin the movie? Hell no.

Also, could the prequels have been better? Sure, but I also get tired of people dismissing them as a whole because of Jar Jar Binks and some stiff acting. I even heard one person mad because the plot of the Phantom Menace had something to do w/ trade disputes. IF they had half a brain, they would have realized that it was to show how masterful Palpatine/Sidious was in manipulating both the Republic and the other organizations for him to take power and destroy the Jedi.

People just get so wrapped up in things its just crazy.. it's like the people who bitched that parts of Harry Potter were cut and Lord of the Rings had some changes to make them into movies.
Let me just say that if Lucas had died immediately after Episode 6 came out, the world would be better off for it. It's probably not justification for murder, but his impact on the world since the final movie in the original trilogy has been pretty much negative.

The prequels were plagued by three things: Uniformly terrible acting in major roles (except Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, and Samuel L. Jackson) an over-hyped, over-anticipating event being a true let-down (he used the most unimaginative idea possible to flesh out the phase "Clone Wars"), and awful dialogue.
 

Assassin Xaero

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Vault101 said:
no destroy them

because when somone thinks of starwars they probably thinj of the prequel fuck up and not how good the originals were
Assassin Xaero said:
Yep. Just because some cry baby fan boys don't like something doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. The world doesn't revolve around you or what you like, and just because you don't like it doesn't mean there aren't people out there that do enjoy them, and nothing gives you the right to take that away.
mabye but to be honest Im not a starward fan but I think this is one of htose rare times when the cry-baby fan-boys are RIGHT

I was in a store the other day, one of the prequels was on a TV..no Idea which one or what was going on

but it was the worst fucking thing I had ever seen/heard..dialogue acting everything
Umm, nope. Because I actually liked the prequels and there are a lot worse movies out there (The Ruins, The Village, Snakes on a Plane). And, well, if you guys don't like them and want to get rid of them. I despise anime, so all of it should be whipped from the face of the earth. Fair is fair, right? I mean, following the OP's logic with the Star Wars prequels, it doesn't matter if anyone else likes it, but since I don't care for it, it shouldn't exist.
 
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Shit....

[sub]I'd stop you[/sub]

Not because I should, but destroying films would be tantamount to book-burning, and I can't endorse that.

I might not try very hard though.
 

titankore

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While your at it can you stop the debacle that was "The Last Airbender" and the 4th Indiana Jones film?