Poll: Worst games to play while drunk.

[TheSquirrelisKing]

Name says it all except for one tiny bit I will get to later.
First off, what is in your opinion (whether or not you have actually done so) the worst game to play while intoxicated (for the sake of argument we will keep this to alcohol and alcohol accessories). I will start off with System Shock 2. I have actually played this while drooling rum and lowered reflexes plus scary game equals lots of angry neighbors and close calls involving the bladder.
The second part, I want drink suggestions named or in some fashion inspired by video games.
Again I will start off with my drink suggestion. Pour pumpkin juice into a punch bowl with absinthe (if it's legal where you live which I think is almost everywhere by now) and add dry ice. What you get is a juicy licorice tasting drink that spews fog all over. I call it a Silent Hill.

 

[DazZ.]

Take a pint of Guinness, and a banana. Cut a hole in the top of the banana and pour vodka in until its soaked up most of it, it will get messy. Then in this hole put the largest explosive you have with the fuse hanging out. Dunk into Guinness, light fuse then serve. (advisable to stand back whilst they figure out what the hell you just gave them).
It's called a banana bomb and is obviously inspired by Worms, the Guinness is because of the dirt, the vodka is because I didn't think Guinness was enough alcohol.

As for games to play any drinking game would be good, you can make a drinking game out of most games. Get fragged, take a shot. Score a certain number of points, issue a shot to someone else. Win, everyone else drink.
As long as you're still drinking with people any game is fine to play.

Don't get drunk and sit around drinking on your own or over the internet, unless you have been out and come home drunk.

Drunken Guitar Hero is amazing though.

 

[scrambledeggs]

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Nah. As aforementioned, any game is good with drinks. I don't think any game can be "bad". Just don't expect to do well.

 

[Paget]

Eve online. When I used to play and get drunk it was exspensive :/

 

[ethaninja]

Any reflex based games, or games with a lot of motion in them eg: AVP, Arma II etc.

 

[bobknowsall]

Watching someone play Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising while intoxicated would probably be quite fun, because hardcore military sims are immensely frustrating even when you're sober. *laughs*

As for the drink suggestion: Serve your favourite drink in a crappy, chipped glass, then add copious amounts of black and green food colouring to it (Let's just pretend that the food colouring has no effect on the taste or texture). I call it the Deus Ex.

 

[ace_of_something]

I can't imagine it'd be very successful to play any sort of racing game while drunk.

edit: I don't, nor have I ever really, been drunk and have barely touched alcohol my whole life. Only drinking mead at relative's wakes. (like half a glass) a nursing a single drink for a whole evening for work.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

Had another drink idea...
In a shot glass add...
1 part High Octane Caffeine of choice

Spoiler: Suggestion

2 parts Paint Melting Alcohol (I'm thinking Vodka but pick your poison)
Add a tiny drop of battery acid (OK, no don't do that. Try a bit of lemon or something else really citrusy)
Pound back and you've just hit yourself with Samus' Charged Shot.

 

[silversun101]

One time I got completely wasted and then got on XBL to play Halo 2 (this was back in its heyday) with the intention of "drunk driving" the Warthog as much as possible. I honestly don't really remember much but apparently the idea sounded hilarious to me and my two roommates so one of them jumped on his computer and started recording the proceedings. As I fishtailed into walls and ran over the people I was trying to pick up, if I could keep the thing from flipping over at all it was a monumental achievement. Most of my team was screaming at me through my headset and while many of my comments are pretty funny, most of them are completely intelligible through my slurred speech. It just goes to show that alcohol and armored all-terrain vehicles to not mix.

 

[Tartarga]

GTA4 for obvious reasons. Especially if you got drunk in game, imagine the carnage.

 

[B-ray]

Portal, played that drunk and couldnt get passed the second level after like half an hour, it was so trippy, played sober and beat it in a few hours

 

[Jaranja]

Any RTS game, really.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Worst game type to play while drunk? RTS, or atmospheric FPS like System Shock 2 or Bioshock.

Best type? Violent sandbox such as GTA or Prototype.

Game inspired drink? Blue Kool-Aid with vodka, then inject it into the veins in your arm. Call it an EVE syringe.

Okay, so I'm not creative enough to come up with a game inspired drink that won't kill you...

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I'd think that something like Audiosurf would be the worst to play while drunk since it requires a lot of hand-eye coordination and quick reaction speed while also having many flashing, bright colours. For a similar reason Marvel vs Capcom 2 could be a pretty bad idea.

I'd love to see someone trying to play Mirror's Edge while drunk. It'd be quite hilarious. A good game to play drunk would be Prototype just since you can do whatever the hell you want.

The drink:

White Rhum, Vodka and Industrial Strength Alcohol (preferably 100% proof). I call it the Flashbang...you'll realize why when you go blind.

The serious idea:

Take Guinness. Add enough blue food dye to make the drink have a bluish tinge. Serve it in a slightly damaged pint glass. Call it a Pint of Rapture.

 

[NeoAC]

I think I actually do better at video games when I'm drunk. For example, last night after getting sufficiently hammered at the bar, I came back and visited my friends, who were playing Mario Kart. Having never played it before, I was willing to give it a shot, and I still grabbed a few wins out of the many races played. Granted, as I said, we were all far gone, but still!

I don't really have a VG drink idea though. I just pound Keith's. (Cookie for anyone else who has actually had Keith's.)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Honestly? Heavy Rain. It's frustrating enough sober.

 

[Agema]

I drink frequently, probably about 3-4 nights a week, although I usually only have about 2-6 units. I find I'm usually slightly better at games after a pint or two, definitely goes badly downhill after four.

 

[Kodlak]

Guitar Hero didn't end too well when me and a few mates played it drunk. slightly off topic but the best game ever to play drunk is Twister!!

 

[Vash.]

I dont drink much, but I loved having friends drunk while we would lan all night, just watching them try to shoot me in a fps like DF:Black Hawk Down is hilarious...............ahh good times but those days are pretty much over