Poll: Worst Male Pain: Caution - Not for the Squeamish.

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DonMartin said:
Would it be fair to choose something that has a psychological aspect?
Riobux said:
Psychological damage.
endnuen said:
Heart-ache.. All the rest is just physical pain.
amadhatter said:
Broken heart? huh? anyone?...
I was pondering this for a while, which is why the limited time rule is in the original OP. While mental/psychological/emotional pain CAN be devastating, there's very few pains that can literally knock you out from the intensity; so I made the poll from those.

Physical does wear off - but it's the moment of intensity rather than the overall.

(Friend of mine had a brain tumour, I have epilepsy - both of us rank migraines as more painful)
 

Radeonx

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The worst pain I've had was in the knee. Although the argument is kind of unfair because I was shot in the knee with a gun and the worst thing that has happened anywhere else weren't nearly as severe in terms of injury.
 

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I admittedly didn't read all of the posts but I was surprised not to see:

TESTICULAR TORSION

That has to be one of the worst.
 

SodaDew

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A swift kick to the crotch will always top it for me, but other then that back pains, im 17 and already have developing back issues and pains, and I'll tell you its not pleasant...
 

Yokai

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Off the list? The worst I've experienced is the groin kick. It hurts for hours.

The worst pain I've ever experienced, though, was a drill scraping nerve endings in my jaw when I had my wisdom teeth out. I can't even describe it, but I imagine it's on par with actually having your jaw broken. And in agreement with some others, it's always ten times worse if it's happening within a few inches of your brain.
 

Thundero13

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No, none of those, the worst pain is having a loose tooth, thank god i'll never he to go trough that again.
 

PompeyDJ

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paper cut on the urethra. i've never experienced it but i can't imagine anything worse
 

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As someone who constantly suffers with migranes due to a heradatory condition, I that'd have to be my answer. Nothing has ever been more painful, more energy draining and more fucking annoying to me than getting one. I could be mid conversation and I'd just have to tell whoever I'm talking to that I'm off to pop some pills and get some shut eye.
 

ParkourMcGhee

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Kick in the groin? Really?

I put down zipper related, because there's nothing like the spiking awareness along with pain.

I agree with others though, there should be more - the only pain I can remember recently is nail removal, and I still could have kept quiet if I wasn't confused by that damn cute nurse XD

I'd also say breaking a bone ha to be pretty bad.
 

Caliostro

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Ever fell mouth first into a sidewalk? I mean, really hard. "Break a tooth in half" hard. If you did, you'll understand my choice.

I've suffered a lot of physical injuries in my life: I've take rather severe falls into concrete, rocks and, my personal favorite, a pile of cacti and poison ivy. I've nearly impaled myself (through the stomach... not "traditional" impalement, no) on a bicycle handle, broke my head twice, got a nail through my foot, I've had headaches that felt like my brain was being pulled through my spine, and others where it felt like my entire head wanted to explode, headaches that temporarily blinded me, I've been electrocuted, burned, drowned, stabbed, yatta, yatta, yatta... Bottom line, I've "tasted" a lot of different injuries, a LOT, and still, that was, by far the worse physical pain I've ever suffered.

It's really hard to describe, but it was like an electrical surge starting at my tooth and going through my entire body, probably the most intense pain I've ever felt. Followed by a second wave of just pure agony. It was just sickening.

The only other injury that I could even match to it was also one of the least spectacular: Skateboarding. Fell during a jump on flat terrain, landed perfectly flat on the ground, like a wooden board. The pain was so intense I couldn't move for about 10 minutes. The worse part there was the honest feeling that I was suddenly paralyzed. That one was particularly hard to describe because it was just... pain. Absolutely generic kind of pain, when you hit your body somewhere. Except ALL over, and so much of it it overflowed every other sense.

By comparison to those two, both times I broke my skull I woke up on the floor laughing and drinking my own blood... So, yeah, those two were rather vicious.

Drowning sucks too, but mostly due to the psychological desperation it causes, not so much for the actual physical pain.
 

micky

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i get migraines and the pain is almost unbearable, and unlike groin kicks these can last for days, AND you go partially blind
 

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Anyone suffered through kidney stones? I had my first a year or so ago. They gave me a prescription for liquid morphine and all it did was take the edge off.
 

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Karlosdj86 said:
Stung by a stonefish.... It has driven people insane with the sheer agony. thankfully never experienced it myself
my brother is a fisherman and he got stabbed by a dead one, his hand was swollen for like a week
 

CaptainKoala

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Statistically, kidney stones produce more pain than almost anything else.

Also, have you ever been hit in the liver? It feels like getting kicked in the groin but all over your body.
 

InnerRebellion

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Well, this is specific to myself.
Never in my life have I forced a sexual release upon myself. By that, I mean I've never masturbated or anything. Now how is this related to pain, you ask? Well, you see. I have trouble actually, well, getting up. Problem is, when I do, it's the most painful thing ever. To give you a comparison, imagine a dam that has stood for a hundred years, and water has been building up behind it the whole time. Every year, the dam gets weaker and weaker, and it has no way to remove the water.


But the worst pain I've had that more people could relate to would be pain in the head.
 

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For me the worst pain I've ever had was when I had to get ACL surgery and my entire leg hurt unbelievably. I felt like my only escape from the miserable pain was to sleep. I slept for about two days taking a bunch of percocet and vicodin.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Is it an ache, a tear, a rend or a crack? What's the worst pain the male body can take?

[Assuming that each of them lasts the same amount of time]

For added discussion; if you had to describe the pain without referencing the body part (as if it was to someone over the phone), how would you describe it?
I'm prone to migraines from time to time. Shutter Island said it best. "It's like having a grain of sand in your brain and then having your head shaken about for a half hour" Only they don't go away in half an hour. They sit there and grate on you, they rip, they tear, and they bring you to tears. Every crack of light that hits your iris is like looking into the sun for 10 minutes straight. Every sound is like being in an up-turned bathtub and having someone pound on it with a mallet.

Most painful experience of my life.