Poll: Worst Movie EVAH???

[octafish]

Most either Crash or 300.snip

Which Crash is that one? The traffic accident sex one (I seem to remember a band called Traffic Accident Sex, if there isn't one there should be) or the liberal guilt one I haven't seen?

OT the "Movie" movies. Why didn't they stop after the first one? They don't compare to Airplane.

 

[Chromanin]

Pick any Uwe Boll movie. If it's not the worst, it'll damn sure be a front runner.

I guess that's too easy. Worst movie ever? There are so many. How do I choose? Well, here's a top five(in no particular order) of movies that pissed me off.

Transformers
Transformers 2
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin
Highlander 2

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well, apparently they're making a movie based on Justin Biebers life so that.
I don't have this avatar by choice by the way...

I've been wondering, why do you have that avatar?

OT: Seltzer and Friedberg made a "parody" of Twilight recently, I think it was called Vampires Suck. Given their style is basically to just make an incredibly low-budget version of a popular movie but with worse acting and abysmal jokes, that movie sounds like it's perfected the worst movie ever recipe.

Ever heard of Nuke My Avatar? My avatar got nuked.

 

[Da Joz]

Ben and Arthur, The Room, Plan 9 from outer space, Taintlight (yes its a real title), transmorphers, eraserhead (really anything by David Lynch but this one stands out) and Troll 2.

 

[TheTim]

Dragon Ball Z: Evolution hands down.

Oh my god my eyes almost exploded and im pretty sure my brain was beginning to hemmorage when i saw this.

just goes to show that cartoons should not be made into live action.

 

[Sassafrass]

2012. But not the big budget epic, a shitty little movie with the sub-title "Dooms-day".

I've still got to try and get past the first 5 minutes... XP

 

[Rylot]

Crash

If it's the Crash I'm thinking of then I'd agree. Scenes of people being racist, then people not being racist! Horray! No rhyme or reason for why any of the people change but that didn't stop from chucking praise at it hand over fist.
I also hated "The Horse Whisperer". Some one thought that taking a ten year old me to a dramatic love story that's three hours long was a good idea. About half way through I started proclaiming that they should just shoot the damn horse and be done with it.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Year One is the worst movie I've seen, but I haven't seen a whole lot of movies.

 

[Phoenix09215]

The Human Centipede... No movie could possibly be worse :S Except the SEQUEL!!!! "gasp!"

 

[Raijha]

Evil. Alien. Conquerors. Nuff said.

 

[Phlakes]

The Room. Which makes me wonder why it hasn't spawned any memes yet.
No, wait, Nickelodeon's Fred movie.

 

[Drakmeire]

I hated pulp fiction but that was probably due to hype backlash, same with little miss sunshine, but the unborn, peter jackson's king kong, and the last airbender were truly awful.

as a quick side note, Freddy Got fingered is possibly the worst movie ever made, but I think that was the point, to play a giant joke on the movie going public so I have a sick respect for Tom Green because it was so bad I couldn't look away.
Mission accomplished.

 

[The Night Shade]

The Room. Which makes me wonder why it hasn't spawned any memes yet.
No, wait, Nickelodeon's Fred movie.

This is horrible worst movie ever

 

[megamanenm]

The Room. Which makes me wonder why it hasn't spawned any memes yet.
No, wait, Nickelodeon's Fred movie.

This is horrible worst movie ever

Oh you've seen nothing yet, take a look at this classic moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

 

[ZehGeek]

Twilight's the one off the top of my head.

 

[Zach Steadman]

DeathBed: The Bed that Eats.

So corny that it actually made me laugh my ass off. Go Mystery Science Theatre 3000

 

[Diver Down]

Babel. The only movie I've walked out of the theatre watching.
Props to anyone who mentioned those Tim Burton Batman films, those were truly some of the worst things to ever grace the silver screen.

 

[II2]

Most either Crash or 300.

Yes, THAT 300, the one everyone keeps quoting.

I do not care at all how "ridiculous" or "fun" it was meant to be, nobody honestly has fun watching a bad movie. The characters were all psychotic thugs who's insanity was played completely straight and heroic. They were not remotely interesting, likable, relate able or even fun, and the fight scenes were unbelievably dull, what with all that bullshit CGI-trickery. It was just people no-one cares about floating round on a magic cushion of slowmo and special effects.

To put it simply, I have a serious issue with that whole "BUT ITS FUN" excuse people use on bad movies.

But yeah, I pick my worst movies because I believe a poor movie getting lots of money and praise makes it worse. It's like the difference between an angry jock dickhead and an annoying nerd in the corner, at least the nerd has underdog status and isn't loved by all for being a prick.

Nov 4th, 1992, a hardball film critic of is born.

 

[hermes]

The worst movie I have seen is probably Jersey Girl or Cast Away. Those things were painful...