Poll: Worst Uwe Boll Video Game Movie

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BenjaminHayden

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Witch one of Uwe Boll's Video Game Movies do you think is the worst one? House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, BloodRayne II: Deliverance, Postal, or In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
 

Fire Daemon

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I've only seen Bloodrayne but that was pretty terrible. I'll say Bloodrayne.

Mind you I have seen the case for Bloodrayne 2. That looks worse than number one.
 

LadyZephyr

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Was it Uwe Boll or Ed Wood who had such a small budget they couldn't do second takes of scenes and just ran with any mistakes made in the first?
 

Dogeman5

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Alone in the Dark
A varitable play-by-play on how not to make a movie
I'm suprised he wasn't hung for it
(Ed Wood was at least inventive, Boll's just a Douche)
 

Fineldar

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Why does everyone hate this guy so much? Maybe if you didn't go into a movie trying to hate it and looking for everything wrong with it you wouldn't hate him, and the movies so much. Seeing as the OP has 1 post, he made an account just to show he's part of the Hate Uwe Boll Fad.

It's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad. He does what he likes, he gets money to live and do more of what he loves, and pleases sum people in the process. Sounds like a pretty good setup to me. Plus, he has a really cool name.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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LadyZephyr post=9.74411.832519 said:
Was it Uwe Boll or Ed Wood who had such a small budget they couldn't do second takes of scenes and just ran with any mistakes made in the first?
That was probably Ed Wood, Uwe Boll does the same thing, but only because he's a crap director.
 

Spartan Bannana

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I think I've figured out why Uwe Boll makes such terrible movies, listen to what he says at the end:
http://www.gamesradar.com/video/v-200809221183310092
And for me, I'd probably have to say House of the Dead, way too much slow mo.
 

Wellby

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Ok he's a goddamned terrable director, but he actually managed to catch a glimpse of the feeling of the postal series! OK I SAID IT! i liked the postal movie!
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Richard Groovy Pants post=9.74411.832567 said:
He's still alive!? Didn't he got eaten by a swarm of rabid fanboys yet?
He made another movie at them and they all died due to heart attacks.
 

Dogeman5

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Fineldar post=9.74411.832525 said:
Why does everyone hate this guy so much? Maybe if you didn't go into a movie trying to hate it and looking for everything wrong with it you wouldn't hate him, and the movies so much.
Tried with Bloodrayne didn't think I was goin to die but still getting shit thrown at me would be more entertaining
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Seeing as the OP has 1 post, he made an account just to show he's part of the Hate Uwe Boll Fad.
Possibly
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It's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad.
not all are bad(Mortal Kombat), however there are some real Stinkers (The first Super Mario Bros Movie?)
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He does what he likes,
(See your below reason)
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he gets money to live and do more of what he loves,
By making more money
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and pleases sum people in the process.
lonely 45-year old basement dwellers are a demographic, Albiet a small one...
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Sounds like a pretty good setup to me.
As a setup,yes; In practice,no
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Plus, he has a really cool name.
I dunno much about German names however it's not that cool
 

silentsentinel

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I feel sorry for Boll. Seriously. I heard that his movies (before he started making video game ones) were actually pretty decent. Not great but decent. Look how far he's fallen...
 

tiredinnuendo

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I'm not really qualified to vote here. After House of the Dead, I refused to see anything else he made. It really was that terrible. So terrible you couldn't even really MST3K it. That bad. Manos: Hands of Fate levels of bad.

I've heard that unbelievably, somehow, Alone in the Dark was worse.

- J
 

Altorin

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LadyZephyr post=9.74411.832519 said:
Was it Uwe Boll or Ed Wood who had such a small budget they couldn't do second takes of scenes and just ran with any mistakes made in the first?
well, I don't know about Uwe Boll, but Ed Wood definitely did, but that's part of his charm.
 

black lincon

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Fineldar post=9.74411.832525 said:
Why does everyone hate this guy so much? Maybe if you didn't go into a movie trying to hate it and looking for everything wrong with it you wouldn't hate him, and the movies so much. Seeing as the OP has 1 post, he made an account just to show he's part of the Hate Uwe Boll Fad.

It's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad. He does what he likes, he gets money to live and do more of what he loves, and pleases sum people in the process. Sounds like a pretty good setup to me. Plus, he has a really cool name.
its more about his reactions to criticism. take a look at most interviews he does, they say one bad thing about his movies and he goes nut starts swearing and yelling at the interviewer. that and his movies do suck like a big steaming load.
 

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tiredinnuendo post=9.74411.832728 said:
I'm not really qualified to vote here. After House of the Dead, I refused to see anything else he made. It really was that terrible. So terrible you couldn't even really MST3K it. That bad. Manos: Hands of Fate levels of bad.

I've heard that unbelievably, somehow, Alone in the Dark was worse.

- J
Never saw House of the Dead, but if it's being compared to Manos: Hands of Fate, then I'm scared. Only one in the list I saw was Bloodrayne, and that was more than enough.
 

Altorin

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according to Gametrailers.com, BloodRayne is the worst video game movie ever, (it even beat Mario Bros., which got 2)

so I'm going to say BloodRayne, because I'm a parrot of the media.