Poll: Worst Uwe Boll Video Game Movie

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Sirisaxman

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I'd say his worst movie is also his first, i.e. House of the Dead. Absolute steaming pile of shit. Bloodrayne, at least we got to see Kristana Loken's (or however the fuck you spell her name) titties, so it wasn't a TOTAL waste of an hour and a half. I mildly liked Alone in the Dark, maybe cuz I never played the games, it was shit, but it was enjoyable shit.

His best movie, and one I admit I thought was actually kinda good, is Postal. The fact that it also came with Postal 2 for PC doesn't hurt either. :)

I haven't seen any of his other movies for fear of wasting my money.
 

DND Judgement

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it was a nice idea originally that someone was making films of the games i knew and loved but they were all so aweful.... it just made you want kick him in the nuts or lock him up somewhere so he can't make anymore of these god aweful films...
 

Geo Da Sponge

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According to this (a countdown of the top ten worst video game films), BloodRayne is not only the worst film he ever made, but the worst video game ever. Now that's an accomplishment.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41754.html

Fineldar post=9.74411.832525 said:
Why does everyone hate this guy so much? Maybe if you didn't go into a movie trying to hate it and looking for everything wrong with it you wouldn't hate him, and the movies so much. Seeing as the OP has 1 post, he made an account just to show he's part of the Hate Uwe Boll Fad.

It's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad. He does what he likes, he gets money to live and do more of what he loves, and pleases sum people in the process.
Bit of an unfair judgement, but oh well. The problem with Uwe Boll, is that while pleases some people, he pisses off roughly 10 times as many by destroying the subject material. Also, I'd like to nte that if it's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad, then he should stop trying. However, it seems the reason there is such 'fad' for hating him is because he makes rubbish films, and so people hold it against him. The same way it works with everyone else. That and the fact that he can't take criticism.
 

axia777

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I vomit on Uwe Boll as he has seen fit to vomit on us with his horrid creations over and over again. Why do people still keep giving that asshat money? Do you know how many great video games could have been made with the millions that assh*le has spent on making terrible movies? It makes me sooooo mad. >:-\