Poll: Worst Uwe Boll Video Game Movie

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BenjaminHayden

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O.K., just clear things up, I am not part of the "Hate Uwe Boll Fad", I have seen just about every Video Game Movie ever made and they are all equally bad. As for my first topic being about him, it was at first just going to be about video game movies, but since I found out that he made half of them and is going to make even more (Far Cry, Sabotage 1943, & Zombie Massacre), I thought to make it a topic about the video game movies he made.

Fineldar post=9.74411.832525 said:
Why does everyone hate this guy so much? Maybe if you didn't go into a movie trying to hate it and looking for everything wrong with it you wouldn't hate him, and the movies so much. Seeing as the OP has 1 post, he made an account just to show he's part of the Hate Uwe Boll Fad.

It's hard to make a video game movie that isn't bad. He does what he likes, he gets money to live and do more of what he loves, and pleases sum people in the process. Sounds like a pretty good setup to me. Plus, he has a really cool name.
 

The Thief

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His worst ever has got to be his Half-Life movie. I can't believe he played the Gordon Freeman role himself. And what the hell was with the sword fight between him and G-man? Man that was horrendous.
 

dalek sec

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I've seen the house of the dead one (on HBO so I wasn't screwed out of any money thankfully) and my god it was just plain awful but overall all of his movies are just plain bad.
 

TsunamiWombat

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The fundamental problem with Mr. Boll is he makes these game movies without any real knowledge of what the games are actually ABOUT. Blood Rayne was a horror thriller with Nazi's and tits, WW2-Punk as I like to call it, not a goddamned.. medieval... whatever it was I didn't see it.

The dialogue is always ham fisted, always delivered like the actors KNOW it's shitty (because they'de have to be retards not to). There's no actual charm or underlying THEME'S to the movies to save them like Star Wars- because less face it, that movie had a silly plot and silly dialogue but a combination of ancient theme's, an imaginative world and an incredibly talented crew and actors created the legacy that Lucas is dick slapping to this day- turning them into nothing more then B Movies. They're not even CHUCKLEworthy B Movies like 8 Legged Freaks or Slither. They're devoid of any soul, it's like the mans purposefully trying to destroy the source material.

He doesn't respect them, at all. He just see's popcorn flicks, or something he can do for shits and giggles. The guys just F**king around and seeing what he can do. You know who else does that?

George Lucas.

I think that makes my case for me.
 

Raven28256

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This is like asking us to pick which we would be worse to have: AIDS, cancer that was found too late, ebola, or an extremely severe case of emphysema.
 

indyfan

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All of them.

Bloodrayne may be the only one I could probably sit through

House of the Dead was Awful. It had actual gameplay footage in the movie.

no seriously, actual light-gun arcade gameplay flashing between the live-action scenes
 

TsunamiWombat

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TheNecroswanson post=9.74411.833351 said:
Simon_TR post=9.74411.833209 said:
His worst ever has got to be his Half-Life movie. I can't believe he played the Gordon Freeman role himself. And what the hell was with the sword fight between him and G-man? Man that was horrendous.
Please, please tell me that isn't true. Please tell me that that was just a wise crack. Please, I've got one bullet and a powerful need to makeout with a revolver. Please tell me that didn't happen.
It didn't. Be at peace and tell the revolver your seeing other people. In order to make a movie, someone has to sell him the rights to do so first.

Do you really, REALLY, think Valve would sell anyone the movies rights for Halflife? Let alone Uwe Boll?
 

The Thief

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TheNecroswanson post=9.74411.833351 said:
Please, please tell me that isn't true. Please tell me that that was just a wise crack. Please, I've got one bullet and a powerful need to makeout with a revolver. Please tell me that didn't happen.
The world is still here, so it couldn't have happened, could it?
 

jezz8me

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I have only watched postal and well, i found it quite amusing. It did nto feel like a game movie, the stroy was terrible and just about everything in it was but that is what made it good.
 

CyberAkuma

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Has anyone seen Alone in the Dark II yet? Not sure if that one is made by Uwe Boll but they said that movie was so bad it went directly-to-DVD. (same as Bloodrayne II)

Actually, now that I come to think of it, you can't really make a thread about the worst of Uwe Boll since Far Cry, Sabotage 1943 and Zombie Massacre hasn't been released yet :p
 

Iron Mal

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The only one I can remember seeing is Alone in the Dark, and that was (for lack of a better word) shite. The main problem I had was that the line 'that's right in our area, isn't it?' was used at least 3 or 4 times...I rest my case.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that most of the others aren't much better.
 
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I found the Postal DVD in Best Buy the other day and it comes with Postal 2 also. I'm pretty sure if you buy that then you go at least three government lists.

But I actual like Postal, yeah sue me, 'cause I got it. It got that it was supposed to be the stupidiest shit ever and it was supposed to piss people off. And I liked it. As serious as Boll is about himself he at least aslo has a parody about himself that he doesn't mind.
 

mr mcshiznit

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The only good thing he has ever done was include a pretty hot scene with the bloodrain chick getting it from another vampire i think. Not really my thing the whole vampire stuff but the actress is deff. a looker IMO.