Poll: Worst Weapon Against a Zombie
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The Batman soundtrack? - Throw it!damocles23 said:
OT: Yeah I'd say out of that list a bible, any book would be too unwieldly to use as a weapon really. A spoon could be jammed into someones neck handle first or someth8ing olike that, but a bible, no. Also twitter would spread the word around to alert people of the threat. Plus, posting on twitter requires a pc, laptop, or at least a mobile phone. Something to hit with.
If a cuddly toy was big enough you could remove some of the stuffing and place it over a zombies head, the zombie can't bite you anymore.
Tomato sauce can be spilled on the ground causing zombies to trip, like with any other wet slippery surface.
Tweeting is possibly the worst because A: No one would take you seriously B: Strong chance the internet wouldn't even work in a zombie apocalypse and C: Help wouldn't arrive fast enough to save you if A and B weren't true.
Tomato sauce can be spilled on the ground causing zombies to trip, like with any other wet slippery surface.
Tweeting is possibly the worst because A: No one would take you seriously B: Strong chance the internet wouldn't even work in a zombie apocalypse and C: Help wouldn't arrive fast enough to save you if A and B weren't true.
Harsh language... I guess you could hope that they get offended on walk away... But I doubt it.
On the other hand, the strongest weapons to defeat zombies... A comfortable sofa, a large chair, notebook and pen along with a positive attitude. Zombie destroyed by psychology and positive reinforcement.
Edit: A bible would be a brilliant weapon... We all know the undead are weak against holy damage.
On the other hand, the strongest weapons to defeat zombies... A comfortable sofa, a large chair, notebook and pen along with a positive attitude. Zombie destroyed by psychology and positive reinforcement.
Edit: A bible would be a brilliant weapon... We all know the undead are weak against holy damage.
Not as useless as using your fists without wearing boxing gloves.Gunner 51 said:
Do you really want to risk breaking or cutting your hands and the subsequent infection, by punching a Zombie bare knuckled?
Not only would boxing gloves protect your hands (especially against teeth and jagged bones), but they'd allow you to punch the Zombies harder and because of their larger surface area, they'd allow you to score more knock-down and push-back punches without as much risk of your fist going into the Zombie's soft, decomposing body.
If I was going to punch a Zombie, I'd much rather be wearing boxing gloves than almost any other type of glove.
Pillows. Cause they don't breathe.
Really though, from the real roster, the pistol. Rarely does enough damage in unskilled hands.
Really though, from the real roster, the pistol. Rarely does enough damage in unskilled hands.
Not as much as you'd think. Boxing gloves actually make your fists heavier, thereby increasing the risk of brain damage when you hit someone in the head. The reason modern-day boxing uses gloves is because they reduce the risk of facial cuts. Going bare-knuckle against a zombie would be fucking useless, as you'd probably just inflict a shallow cut or a bruise or two, but boxing gloves might actually cause some damage if used properly.Gunner 51 said:
EDIT: Gah, someone got to it first, but I still brought up the "brain damage" thing, so I'm leaving it.
OT: A laser pointer. I'mma blind me some zombies.
posting about in on twitter will alert your well-equipped friends who will come and save you.
You can read out of a bible to stave of boredom after you knock a zombie of a rooftop.
you can shatter a CD and yam the shards into a zombies eyes.
a can of tomato sauce however...unless it is already open, it's just a weak object that is good for one or two hits. After that it breaks and cuts you with the sharp edges of the holes.
if it's open, you can at least have something to eat.
You can read out of a bible to stave of boredom after you knock a zombie of a rooftop.
you can shatter a CD and yam the shards into a zombies eyes.
a can of tomato sauce however...unless it is already open, it's just a weak object that is good for one or two hits. After that it breaks and cuts you with the sharp edges of the holes.
if it's open, you can at least have something to eat.
Frank West has taught me there are very few items that cannot kill zombies, posting on twitter seems the least helpful in killing a zombie
Stapler- Get in close enough (not recommended)and staple through the back of their head into the brain
Spoon- Just sharpen it and use it as a knife
Bible- Whump them upside the head
Triple A Batteries- Use them to power something else, or put them in a sock and swing it around
CD's- Well, we've all seen Shawn of the Dead, right?
Posting it on Twitter- Someone could come rescue you
Pillows- Take out the pillow and cover the zombie's head in the pillow case, rendering it almost useless and very comical
Tomato Sauce- Nothing, absolutely zip, nada, zero, unless it's in a can
Spoon- Just sharpen it and use it as a knife
Bible- Whump them upside the head
Triple A Batteries- Use them to power something else, or put them in a sock and swing it around
CD's- Well, we've all seen Shawn of the Dead, right?
Posting it on Twitter- Someone could come rescue you
Pillows- Take out the pillow and cover the zombie's head in the pillow case, rendering it almost useless and very comical
Tomato Sauce- Nothing, absolutely zip, nada, zero, unless it's in a can