Poll: Worst Weapon Against a Zombie

[tlotig]

teeth

 

[Nukarama]

a Throbbing Erection is the worst possible weapon.

 

[zehydra]

a Throbbing Erection is the worst possible weapon.

Lol, I really can't come up with anything worse than this. I mean, I tried... but... yeah...

 

[BurnedPizza429]

Time to kill a zombie by posting about I on twitter.

 

[DarkRyter]

A baby.

It's just terrible on so many levels.

 

[Davey Woo]

Negative Energy.

Well, for anyone who's played NwN anyway.

 

[TheJwalkR]

The sad thing about twittering about them is that that is the most likely thing for a 20-30 year old to do about zombies these days.

 

[Yawwy]

Barney the Dinosaur.

 

[TheFurryChicken]

In the words of the epic superhero known simply as The Tick, "SPOOON!"

 

[Brandon237]

A pillow could be used to incapacitate or blind them. Yes, I'm tired.

 

[niege]

I have to say a Spoon would be useless cuz everybody who has seen The Matrix knows that
"there is no spoon"

 

[tonyh900]

I could staple the crap out of a zombie.

cds arent useless if youve played dead rising i would say a skate board(riding no picky uppy) or a hanger

 

[The Cheezy One]

A spoon. Try penetrating flesh with that.

im so strong i can knife people with a spoon

 

[flakemunchar]

Flamethrower.

It's already scary, set it on fire and it's fucking terrifying.

 

[elilupe]

Tic-tacs would be terrible, you onlt have a very very small chance of choking them.

 

[tuldorselven]

i think the worst possible weapon is most likely:
HUGS

 

[moose_man]

spooooooooooooooooooon!!!!

 

[Canadian Briton]

A spoon. Try penetrating flesh with that.

im so strong i can knife people with a spoon

Damn, But are you strong enought to fashion a spoon into a knife with you're bare hands.

 

[Moonmover]

Sticks and harsh language. (skip to 5:10)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzw83-NCTgU

 

[Blatherscythe]

I'd probably get tons of flamable tape, use it with the batteries, douse them in hair spray, wrap a string around it. Bam, battery grenades.