Poll: Would YOU become a pornstar?

[Giest4life]

The title is pretty much self-explanatory. In case the Escapist decides to gobble up my poll:


Yes
Nope
I've considered it
Never


Disclaimer: I suspect that a similar poll was conducted several eons ago, here, on the Escapist.

 

[krazykidd]

I totally would! But only a BBW Pornstar. I have a big girl fetish. Women under 200lbs just don't do it for me at all . Dated and slept with skinny women , dated and slept with big women , prefer the big women. But i'm black so i might be genetically engeneered to like fat girls .

 

[Catfood220]

No, I am far too self conscious to have sex in front of a whole room full of people. If perhaps the whole crew could just leave the camera running and then leave the room, I would consider it.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Never. For starters, I don't think there are many people who would actually want to see me naked and because I don't especially like the idea of people watching me do that sort of thing, I don't even like people seeing me without a shirt on.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except the woman and myself, at least until I get used to it.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Nope. I mean sure you get to have sex with a possibly beautiful woman.
But you might need several takes of you having sex.
And someone has to make sure that you're suitably 'excited'.

And I'd feel very awkward.

 

[Giest4life]

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except the woman and myself, at least until I get used to it.

You're a pornstar, why stop at "a woman"?

 

[Dags90]

Nah. I have self esteem issues. And while porn can be a lucrative part time job, it's usually just that, part time. Most pornstars either have the same boring day jobs as everyone else, or moonlight as escorts prostitutes.

Plus, being in porn really changes the way people think about you. Suddenly it becomes acceptable for people to ask you otherwise inappropriate questions and other behaviors I wouldn't enjoy.

 

[Owen Robertson]

Getting paid and getting laid are in the top 5 most important priorities of the week for me so yes I would. That combines the two, making me even more efficient.
Granted the "Rule of 8" kinda limits your sexual partners to the 831, but you've gotta live there anyway. So it's still a yes.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Only on one condition: I get a gun that gives people orgasms. And a costume. It would still conflict with my mormon beliefs, but it would do good in the long run.

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[CthulhuMessiah]

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except the woman and myself, at least until I get used to it.

You're a pornstar, why stop at "a woman"?

Man, I didn't think about that!

Revised:

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except anywhere from 1 woman to an infinite amount of women and myself, at least until I get used to it.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Getting paid and getting laid are in the top 5 most important priorities of the week for me so yes I would. That combines the two, making me even more efficient.

Couldn't agree more. It's a different kind of getting laid, in that it's subject to even more scrutiny and also has to be done in awkward, camera-friendly positions, but it's also different in that it's making me money instead of costing me money (and in a roundabout way, it ALWAYS costs money).

So yeah, I'm all over it.

Only on one condition: I get a gun that gives people orgasms. And a costume. It would still conflict with my mormon beliefs, but it would do good in the long run.

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Pictured Orgazmo as soon as you said "gun that gives orgasms".

 

[Speakercone]

I guard my privacy very carefully. Being a porn star would be antithetical to that. So no, I would sincerely prefer not to be a porn star.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

But i'm black so i might be genetically engeneered to like fat girls .

Interesting choice of words, if I might inquite I wonder who "your engineer" was?

Porn Star? Me?
Sure.

But only if I produce the Videos too. I would do only kinky fetish videos, a niche product with a illustrious userbase who is just so very thankful that I catered to their inner soul's demand of their very own sexual revolution.

 

[Bribase]

I did have some shots taken of myself and my girlfriend of the time having sex but that was for a fine art photographer (that's not just what he told me, I went to his exhibtion!). It was a really interesting experience and despite my reservations at first it really just ended up as my girl and I doing something very intimate together around a bunch of people that we barely noticed being there.

When it comes to porn I don't think I could do it though. between the performance anxiety, the stranger(s?) that you are having sex with and the continous directions from the guy making the film I would imagine that there are sewage plants with more of a sexually charged atmosphere.

It's kind of interesting, I like porn, I use porn, but the differences between pornography and sex in real life are vast.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

 

[tomtom94]

I should imagine there are a lot of hidden requirements that are unappealing...

On the surface though, sign me up! (I wouldn't be very good anyway, I'd be forever looking into the camera...)