Poll: Would YOU become a pornstar?

[Lilani]

Pictured Orgazmo as soon as you said "gun that gives orgasms".

I thought of GalGun. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMY3xzrGFc]

 

[kouriichi]

Ive considered it.
If the pay was good, and the girls were clean, and my wife was fine with it, id happily be a pornstar.

 

[mega48man]

it's a no brainer, getting paid to have sex is an absolute yes, no matter how many people end up watch you for free on the sites i know you all have bookmarks for (you know it to) best part is, i get the satisfaction of knowing they'll never get what i'm getting every monday afternoon or tuesday morning depending on what the setting in the poorly written script calls for.... but then again i might just be a sick fuck..... yeah, that's most likely it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I dislike human content and don't wanna fuck people I find ugly.

I also hate any media containing anything of myself, including photos and really dislike being naked.
Plus, I rather have a job I'd actually enjoy, such as being a librarian or working in a book store.

 

[gigastrike]

No, I'd like to do something useful with my life.

 

[theLadyBugg]

No. Nope, not ever. And there are six words that will keep it that way:
What if my dad sees it?

Or insert whatever the most awkward relative would be. Because it's statistically obvious that at least some of my family members watch porn. And I don't know what kind. And what if that happens? What if it's sexy time for a blood relative and suddenly it's my tits bouncing all over the screen? Gross. Gross, gross, gross, with a side of gross.

I have to go wash my brain out.

 

[Censorme]

The only people who have answered correctly have answered (generally):

Do I want to make my favorite past-time my job?

The rest of you FAIL.
If you did your research, you would know:
A) Gay actors are in demand. You want an income, you better acquire a taste and a happy face for cock.
B) It's unbelievably hard to be (even a qualified) porn-star. Unless the studio is looking for something freaky/niche market, you must look like a greek statue. All muscle, no marks, no hair.
C)Most studios want at LEAST 7 inches of cock. That's most likely 1 inch more than what you have. Once it's on the internet, it stays there and you receive all the taboo/scorn that comes with having your naked form available to everyone.
D)You must be able to get hard, stay hard, and ejaculate on command...
In front of a studio full of people!!!
(What really pissed me off was the thing earlier of "I'll only do it if there's one girl and the people leave". Grow up)

What stops me is "C". Otherwise it's the correct answer as mentioned already.

 

[tehroc]

Yes, but only if it's a scene with Eva Angelina. My lord is she a beautiful latina and makes great Oh! faces.

 

[xplosive59]

As long as its not like A Serbian Film then it should be fine...

 

[godofallu]

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except the woman and myself, at least until I get used to it.

You're a pornstar, why stop at "a woman"?

Man, I didn't think about that!

Revised:

Yes, if they left the camera running and everyone left except anywhere from 1 woman to an infinite amount of women and myself, at least until I get used to it.

See I thought the guy was trying to say you should include men/animals in your videos. You thought he was saying you should add more women.

I guess you see the internet as half full, and I see the internet as half empty.

On topic: I wouldn't want to be the guy at the family reunion who did porn. Talk about letting the family down.

 

[CODE-D]

Honestly, Id probably love it.

 

[krazykidd]

No. Nope, not ever. And there are six words that will keep it that way:
What if my dad sees it?

Or insert whatever the most awkward relative would be. Because it's statistically obvious that at least some of my family members watch porn. And I don't know what kind. And what if that happens? What if it's sexy time for a blood relative and suddenly it's my tits bouncing all over the screen? Gross. Gross, gross, gross, with a side of gross.

I have to go wash my brain out.

Haha this is funny. My dad bought a ps3. And he never let me use it EVER. He hid the controller so i couldn't turn it on. One day i found it , and was surprised to find XXX movies in the ps3 video library. For the first 10 seconds i was like "Awsome porn!"... Then it hit me , my dad prolly masterbates to this . My brain melted , what has been seen cannot be unseen.( Silver lining, my dad doesn't watch the same kind of porn i do [ wow that was an awkward thought]).

 

[easternflame]

Not interested. My brain was designed for a better purpose. Like making games.

 

[babinro]

Nope, aside from not meeting the pornstar criteria, that occupation is very much against all my moral ethics.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Male porn stars are often paid less than half what a female porn star gets.

It's the only career I know in which the gender wage gap works the other way.

Prostitution?

...

Escort?


OT: Maaaaaybe. Dunno.
If there was some way to assure me that I wouldn't get aids then perhaps. I'm not toooo self conscious.

Ethical things would bother me though.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

No, I'd like to do something useful with my life.

Write novels.
Make porn.
Paint masterpieces.
Make some more porn.
Write world class poetry about the state of human existence.

Then discover the cure for aids.
Start making a LOT more porn.

It could happen

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Does it pay decent money? Do I still have to work a crappy dead end job? If the "star" part is absolutely true and I obtain decent money and fame, then yes. Or is it make some random porn at my neighbor's house for free with some chick or guy I wouldn't have wanted to otherwise bang? No.