Poll: Would YOU become a pornstar?

[MaxwellEdison]

I'd give it a go. I'd rather be a male stripper though. Less pressure to perform well, and I'm a people person.

 

[Dags90]

Does it pay decent money? Do I still have to work a crappy dead end job? If the "star" part is absolutely true and I obtain decent money and fame, then yes. Or is it make some random porn at my neighbor's house for free with some chick or guy I wouldn't have wanted to otherwise bang? No.

Popular male porn actors can make a fair amount of money, about $5,000 a shoot for gay porn. It can be a very lucrative part time job.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

What's the damn difference between the answers Nope and Never

 

[Koroviev]

That depends. Am I co-starring with Olivia Wilde? If the answer to that question is "yes," then I'll be there.

[small]Disclaimer: Koroviev cannot be held responsible for the indefinite disappearance of Olivia Wilde or similarly styled affiliates.[/small]

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

Only on one condition: I get a gun that gives people orgasms. And a costume. It would still conflict with my mormon beliefs, but it would do good in the long run.

[sub]Cookies for reference, enjoy.[/sub]

orgazmo was hilarious, shame i never finished watching it properly due to exhaustion from being awake the entire previous night on a ship.

as for my answer,i'm on the fence about the subject in question, i'll mull it over for now and maybe come back with an answer later.

 

[JemothSkarii]

No. Never. Nada.
Personal beliefs: I don't believe sex should just be thrown around like that, so no. God knows where the actresses have been as well.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

 

[zehydra]

not that I wouldn't mind getting to orgasm for money, I probably wouldn't get to do much else in life, since all they would have to do is search around a little bit on the internet to find me naked.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

Here's to loving, healthy relationships.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

Exactly this. I was going to say something along the lines of, I think it was Friends, where a gynecologist is out with a woman who works in fashion (Rachel, yeah, probably Friends), and says "You ever get home from work and think, 'good God, if I never have to look at another handbag...'?".

Also, I'm happily monogamous.

There's also no demand for guys who look like me, and it'd be awkward.

Here's to loving, healthy relationships.

Spoiler: Indeed, cheers!

 

[rob_simple]

As long as it was all kosher I would have no problem displaying my meat and two veg to the whole world.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Ugh. It'd be like eating cake for a living. Sure, the first few slices are great, but after the fifth cake..?

First of all, sex is clearly more like bacon. Unless all you do is eat bacon, and nothing else, bacon never gets old. So as long as I had an outside hobby it'd be all good.

That being said since I'm a guy and would refuse to do gay porn, unless I attained Ron Jeremy popularity heights, I would never make any money at it, so no, I wouldn't do porn.

I think I'd get sick of eating bacon for a living a lost faster than eating cake. Cake wouldn't start to leave a greasy, waxy substance all over me.

I learned in college that's only fun once.

 

[derbt]

I could never be a porn star. I find the idea a bit icky, really. Not that there's anything wrong with porn, but doing strangers over and over and over in strange positions? Have my buck-naked body displayed in front of a whole room full of people, then distributed via some form of digital media? No thanks.

Besides, as other people have mentioned... what about my family? I'm sure my parents would be thrilled if their sweet daughter decided to be a porn star. And frankly, the possibility of them finding a video of me is too horrifying to contemplate.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

No, I wouldn't, and I doubt anyone would really want to see me naked anyway. lol

 

[NLS]

Only on one condition: I get a gun that gives people orgasms. And a costume. It would still conflict with my mormon beliefs, but it would do good in the long run.

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Are you talking about Orgazmo?

 

[The Electro Gypsy]

They wouldn't let me, I'd be laughing too hard at the crap acting.