Poll: Would you change your sex for 5 million dollars?

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Gotham Soul

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Being a female would be too annoying and painful for a layabout like myself.

I don't think I would, not unless I could use the money to change back and use whatever's left. After...experimenting for a few days, naturally.
 

NeoAC

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Well I'm already a whore for money anyway, so yeah, I'll take $5 million. If they are changing my identity anyway, I'm going to rob a couple banks before hand as well. More money and no chance of being caught since I've switched teams. Afterwards? Internet money. It's just a smart business investment to lose the rod in that scenario.

superstringz said:
For that kind of money I'd be a brain in a jar. Yes.
I wouldn't agree to that. How are you going to spend that money if you're trapped in a jar?

Gotham Soul said:
Being a female would be too annoying and painful for a layabout like myself.

I don't think I would, not unless I could use the money to change back and use whatever's left. After...experimenting for a few days, naturally.
Not quoting for content, just think it's awesome there are two Clerks: The Animated Series avatars back to back.
 

ThePuzzldPirate

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Is this even a question? 5 million dollars is a lot of cash, I would trade my penis in a heart beat. Right now, I make do with 24,000 a year so 100,000 lasts me a little more than 4, 40 years with a million, I wouldn't have to work a year of my life and would still have cash left over even if cost of living raises. And this is just extra cash,I could spend some of it to get a job I actually like and never have to worry for the rest of my life.

Not bad for a penis trade.
 

AMMO Kid

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No. There are better things than money in this world, one of those things being having a penis.
 

natster43

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Yeah probably. 5 million is a lot of money. Even better if I somehow get an attractive body.
 

Slayer_2

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Mayamellissa said:
Given the fact it would easier to masturbate and piss as a dude, I would. Especially with no messy and painful surgery.
Heroic.

And if I was a hot female, I'd be so down, otherwise I'd have to think it over. It's easier being an ugly male than an ugly female. Although for five mil, the answer is likely yes.
 

Knife-28

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Like it was said before, If I still stay 'me' mentally, the sure, if not, then I don't think so, also;
x-machina said:
5 million dollars in US currency.
I'd want it in Australian Dollars, seeing as I, well, live, in Australia.
 

Nickompoop

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I'm perfectly satisfied as a dude. Think about what I would have to do if I turned female.
Explain it to everyone I know, most likely alienating all of them.
Can't piss standing up.
Have to deal with menstruation.
Masturbation would take forever.
Lower salary (on average).
Have to learn how to be female. All my previously learned social cues would have to be re-learned.
Would have to deal with homophobia and discrimination, assuming I'd still be interested in women after the change.

So, no. I'm happy being a dude.
 

TheFinalFantasyWolf

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If they could ensure that I would be a very attractive man, then hey, why not. I've always wondered what it would be like to be a hot guy. I think a better question is what would be the first thing I would do as the opposite gender.

In all honesty I would probably just check myself out all day and examine the new dangly things I have, all the while thinking, what a bloody trainwreck.
 

Pearwood

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Yes. Any embarassment could be solved through this simple conversation.

"Didn't you used to be a guy?"
"I'll give you £50 if you shut up right now."
"Ok!"
 

Jak23

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Sure, it would be awesome to be able to masturbate with my own breasts...
 

Mayamellissa

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Slayer_2 said:
Mayamellissa said:
Given the fact it would easier to masturbate and piss as a dude, I would. Especially with no messy and painful surgery.
Heroic.

And if I was a hot female, I'd be so down, otherwise I'd have to think it over. It's easier being an ugly male than an ugly female. Although for five mil, the answer is likely yes.
Why is it that I am not in any way offended but totally agree with that statement?
 

Wintermoot

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as long as I don,t look like a girl man,the currency needs to be the Euro it,s worth more and my personality needs to stay intact.
 

Jarlaxl

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Nickompoop said:
Lower salary (on average).
Actually, I remember from a time I was speaking with a tenured economist family friend of mine that some economists and researchers suggest that, when you control for profession, either incomes are essentially equal or women tend to earn a very small, probably insignificant bit, more than men. The discrepancy actually arises because women tend to enter fields with lower average incomes. Now, is this because women tend to enter professions based on expectations of pregnancy and/or family life, while men tend not to? Possibly. Of course, my economist friend also suggested that all people are essentially independent agents...

But I digress.

Well, I certainly have an interesting perspective on men based on my life as one, so being a woman could prove interesting. I've always been more of a nurturer type too, and being a chick could make entering such fields easier. 5 million bones wouldn't hurt either.

On the other hand, I feel extremely strongly that boys need stronger and more positive male role models, and I feel that swapping sides would be little more than running away from that perceived problem.

If I were selfish, I'd do it. If I were altruistic, I'd stay as a guy. This requires further analysis.
 

Slayer_2

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Mayamellissa said:
Slayer_2 said:
Mayamellissa said:
Given the fact it would easier to masturbate and piss as a dude, I would. Especially with no messy and painful surgery.
Heroic.

And if I was a hot female, I'd be so down, otherwise I'd have to think it over. It's easier being an ugly male than an ugly female. Although for five mil, the answer is likely yes.
Why is it that I am not in any way offended but totally agree with that statement?
Because it's true. I'm a horrible person.
 

DementedSheep

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5 million isn?t enough to get me to uproot my life unless I wanted to anyway. I think people over estimate what they could do with 5 mill.
But...would I want to be a guy? No periods and cramps, no menopause, no chance of getting pregnant, much less of a risk of dying of breast cancer (which runs in my family), no more expectations to smoother myself in makeup and wear horrible uncomfortable shoes, more low level job opportunities (because girls don?t get hired for anything with allot of manual labour), might be able to actually do something physical without ?durr you can?t do that! You might get hurt!!!? , easier to finds guys with similar interests than to find girls.
But being a guy would come with its own set of issues. Can we trail first?