For a second I thought about it, but then I remembered I'm constantly complimented on my beard, so no. However, I would ask the aliens if there are any less extreme experiments they'd like to try, and if not, then I would like to talk peace negotiations with them and possibly set up some intelligence trade as an attempt to forward the technology of humanity by hundreds if not thousands of years. I would also recommend one of my friends who I'm pretty sure would be willing to undergo the procedure in a heartbeat.