Poll: Would you eat it?

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shiaramoon

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Only if it was that or die and I knew it was safe to eat. Even then, it would probably still bug me.
 

Gralian

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I'll admit it. I'm bloody curious to know what human tastes like. No pun intended.

I've tried a lot of weird things in my time. If i can eat oysters whole that are fresh out of the sea, veal, venison, squid, mussels, liver paté, and god knows what else, i'm sure i can handle people. And i don't mean that in a "i'm eyeing you up for dinner" creepy Hannibal Lector kind of way.
 

Ladette

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Only if it's a Donner party situation.

If I had to choose between starving to death or eating all my friends and family it would be an easy decision. Besides, a corpse is a corpse, it's not like they need it more than I do at this point.
 

MagicMouse

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Yes I would consume human flesh for no other reason than to try it and for something to eat.

UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES:

The human was willing to let it happen.
The human was not killed for this purpose alone.
The human was free of any disease, and or chemicals and had a good diet and wasn't too old.
It was prepared well. =/
 

Jodah

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Sure, why not. Humans are no more important than any other animal and I eat them. I hear human tastes good with fava beans and a nice chianti. I wouldn't eat a lot of it, as there are "cannibal diseases" that can arise from consumption of human flesh.
 

gideonkain

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Cannibalism is one of those big No-no's, like rape, incest and murder.

I would die before I ate human meat.
 

Feralcentaur

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Heck, I'd consider killing someone just to get a taste of Human flesh, sure I've tasted my own Blood and Dead Skin before but it's just not the same if it doesn't come from someone else and isn't cooked!
 

Dags90

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Giantpanda602 said:
Don't eat human meat.

Seriously, you become mentally screwed up. You will probably go insane and die.
The person would have to have had some sort of prion disease before they died in order for you to get it, you're also less likely to catch prion diseases from non nervous tissue, which is what most people eat.

I still wouldn't risk it, mind, but it isn't hugely dangerous. I don't care enough about meat to try, more of a sweets person.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Isn't human flesh supposed to make you sick if you eat it, or is that a myth? I've always been a bit curious, so I guess I might try a little piece, depending on where it came from. probably a big chance I wouldn't like it though. I'm a picky eater.
 

TwistedEllipses

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Phlakes said:
I've always been curious about what people taste like.
It varies from person to person...you look tasty...

gideonkain said:
I would die before I ate human meat.
That's as good as volunteering to be eaten by me...

EDIT: ...but seriously, if you have to eat it to survive and the person is already dead, what's the harm? It's like having a lesbian relationship with your sister, sure it's morally wrong, but you're not going to have any inbred genetic offspring from it...man, that was a weird simile...

A dead body is a husk. It is no longer human. They aren't going to object if you stay alive by chomping on their leg...

I'm not advocating soylent green or murder or eating your recently deceased gran, but if the situations calls for it, you'd better dig in...
 

subtlefuge

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gideonkain said:
Cannibalism is one of those big No-no's, like rape, incest and murder.

I would die before I ate human meat.
I'd go far enough to say that you're no longer a person if you eat people.
 

Daniel Moores

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Giantpanda602 said:
Don't eat human meat.

Seriously, you become mentally screwed up. You will probably go insane and die.
Where is the proof of this?

OT: I would, in the right circumstances. Besides? Why is Cannibalism bad? Sometimes 'tis necessary. There is no /REAL/ reason that Cannibalism is a 'bad' or 'wrong' thing beyond our society's... issues.


Edit: I should also add that I would only do this for survival (and I am playing devil's advocate).
 

Syndarr

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subtlefuge said:
gideonkain said:
Cannibalism is one of those big No-no's, like rape, incest and murder.

I would die before I ate human meat.
I'd go far enough to say that you're no longer a person if you eat people.
But...you are what you eat...

Joking aside, I probably would try it. I bet I'd feel pretty squicky about it, but I guess knowing I'm eating human before I eat it is better than eating a piece of meat and then being told afterwards that it came from a human.
 

chaosinterlude

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Prepared correctly, and of course in a dignified manner, I would want to at least try it. And on the plus side, with the massive amounts of sodium we consume, it wouldn't need a whole lot of seasoning. Good news for the potential cannibal.
 

EHKOS

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Sure, I heard we taste like chicken. Mmmmmm human Onigiri *drools*