Poll: Would you eat someone?

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Mechsoap

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rather eat the dirt on the floor, though if they already dead i would just make a nice hot meal out of them
 

CopperBoom

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I am a vegan but *very* curious to have human flesh.
I would like it to be cooked though.
I am not a raw-foods type vegan.

Actually, deep fried would be best because I love fried things.
I do not like innerds though, the gibs.
I think I would want a deep fried penis.
No homo. (Just kidding)

Seriously though, deep fried penis seems like it would work the best.
Ears or nose would be okay but it is all cartilage.
 

Harlemura

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I doubt I'd even consider them edible. It's a dead human being, not a meal.
That's how I'm guessing I'd view it anyway. I might think differently if I was actually put in that situation but, if I'm lucky, I'll never find out.

I'm sorry, I thought of it when I saw the thread title, I didn't want to let the joke, no matter how bad it is, go to waste!
 

Jedoro

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No

I've gone a decent amount of time without food, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I ate another human being. I don't care if he or she was already dead, I wouldn't do it.
 

Theninja'skatana

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If i didn't like them then after three days they're my dinner Otherwise It might take some butter and cooking.
Eugh..Now I can't eat with other people in the room Thanks.
 

jawg_t-j

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probably not id be distugusted by the idea and by the time im too hugry to care it probably would have gone rotten or i would have disposed of it
 

Grey_Focks

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Nope. Reasons!

1) You NEVER eat something that dies naturally, ever. Seriously, this will fuck you up so much it's not even funny.

2) I'd also never kill someone with the intention of eating them, which is just beyond wrong.

3)...I just wouldn't. Seriously, how would you be able to go on living knowing that you had to eat another human being, someone who once had thoughts, dreams, hopes, a family, etc? I know I just wouldn't be able to do it, and I'd rather die with my humanity intact.
 

bojac6

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It'd have to pretty a pretty specific situation, but I would if it worked out that way. I mean, I'd have to be starving to death, I'd have to have little or no hope of rescue soon, and the other person would have to die about that time so they don't rot.

I don't think I would kill someone for food though, they'd have to die naturally.
 

crudus

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I would eat someone just out of curiosity and out of survival. My only problem is human meat is usually stringy and bitter. I would need salt.
 

Boba Frag

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Wasn't there already a thread like this? heh... a sure sign you've been here too long is when you get that groundhog day like feeling when a similar thread pops up...
 

subject_87

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Well, yeah if it was a life-or-death scenario... still, I'd probably have a few qualms about it. But as the Joker said, we're really just one step away from the complete breakdown of law and civility.
 

SuperCombustion

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*nom nom nom* ...I'm sorry whut? I couldnt hear the question over my nomming my next door neighbor... got any BBQ sauce?
 

Mad Fast

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I already do.There is nothing tasty than man(or women, I'm no sexist) meat, Yummy!
 

Kolosus

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It would be a complete waste if you just disposed the meat, if there was a shortage of eatable food.

Of course, if the person died of any kind of illness or any other death that wasnt caused by some kind of trauma, i wouldn't eat it. The meat might be infected, and only make you (and potentially other people) sick, which is not something you want if you're fighting for survival.