Poll: Would you eat someone?

[Vilcus]

Apparently we taste like pork, so no.

Not only because I'm not the biggest pork fan, but because morally I couldn't do it. If I saw someone trying to eat another human, no matter the situation, I'd probably kill them, because I will never approve of canibalism.

 

[crudus]

Apparently we taste like pork, so no.

Not only because I'm not the biggest pork fan, but because morally I couldn't do it. If I saw someone trying to eat another human, no matter the situation, I'd probably kill them, because I will never approve of canibalism.

Also if we are like pork, I can't imagine human meat being terribly kosher.

I already do.There is nothing tasty than man(or women, I'm no sexist) meat, Yummy!

I would think a women would be better since they have more tender meat typically. There really is nothing sexist about that.

Nope. Reasons!

1) You NEVER eat something that dies naturally, ever. Seriously, this will fuck you up so much it's not even funny.

Can you explain that one to me. I am not sure how it would mess you up.

2) I'd also never kill someone with the intention of eating them, which is just beyond wrong.

Well, then you would be the one killed to be eaten

3)...I just wouldn't. Seriously, how would you be able to go on living knowing that you had to eat another human being, someone who once had thoughts, dreams, hopes, a family, etc? I know I just wouldn't be able to do it, and I'd rather die with my humanity intact.

You would be very surprised what you can do during extreme circumstances.

 

[Project_Omega]

Ok so this topic gets thrown around in alot of horror/survival films but would you be able to eat another person if that was your only option of survival or would you starve? Yes or no on the poll, and please give your reasoning

The question is HOW would I eat and whether I like sausages!

 

[PurplePlatypus]

Yes, but only if I could cook the meat properly.
It might be easier to get the protein and such from it but it?s also easier to contract any of the diseases or illnesses the person had. You can go for quite a while without food but your doomed if you get sick and end up dehydrating.

 

[hurfdurp]

It would have to be a pretty desperate situation, it's not something I would do happily. You'd be surprised what you'd do to survive.

 

[DragonChi]

to be honest, I'd rather die than eat any flesh of a human. I would never be able to get over that.

 

[gabe12301]

Only if the person died from something else

 

[tbbrownah]

would I eat a dead person for survival? yes, if I could stomach it.

would I kill a living person, no matter how near death, then eat them? if and only if they seriously asked me to, and even then I would be hesitant.

certain people (mostly hardcore vegan activists) have asked me before if I would eat human flesh in a non-survival situation, and I have usually (jokingly) replied with "sure, if it wasn't illegal." to those activists who have really pushed my buttons, I said "maybe I'll start with you. I certainly do love eating (insert synonym for cat here)"

 

[hazabaza1]

I... uhh.. buh...
NO!
That's fucking weird!

 

[Eternalsun]

I would. Id kill them before they did me. Then that way i atleast have a few extra days of rescue potential

 

[PurpleSky]

I was about to make a really dirty joke....


OT : how the fuck would I know, that's like asking me would you run into a burning building to save someone

 

[Legendairy314]

Depends on the condition of the body and the quantities of honey mustard available.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

If you're not sure, I've got a leg you could try.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

If I can physically stomach it. I would at least try.

Your name is way too appropriate for this thread.
OT: If a corpse, yes. If alive, I doubt it, because I'd probably fail at killing them and end up eating them alive. :/

 

[Sacman]

of course, I would do it even if it didn't involve my survival...

 

[ninja555]

So long as I could cook them, with proper seasoning, sure.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

No. Even if I did end up surviving, it would screw me up psychologically. Although, if the situation was desperate enough, I suppose anything's possible, really.

 

[Necromancer1991]

Depends on who, also are they a zombie (if so hell no, starvation is a preferable alternative to Zombieism)?