Poll: Would you ever eat Noah's Ark?

[Uszi]

Total price: $16.89
Total calories: 1720

Noah's Ark: Two of every animal combined into one sandwich at Burger King.

Total cojones awarded for finishing it: 9000

The question is simple, would you take the Noah's Ark Challenge? Could you concievably be paid or coerced into doing something this heinous, or is there zero chance in this lifetime that you would eat it?

Personally... Me and my friends are going to each order one and do some sort of man vs food shit to see who can come the closest to finishing it.

Edit:
... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

 

[RatRace123]

I'm not sure I'd eat it alone, but your man VS food idea sounds like fun if I tried it with my friends.

Every kind of meat, that would either be delicious or some type of otherworldly monster.
That thing, fish, chicken, cow and pig, I'd probably eat it.

 

[Irridium]

Now thats survival food.
Either you survive it, or you don't.

I sure as hell wouldn't eat it.

 

[S.R.S.]

1:11 HOLY SHIT!!! WTF!

After seeing this, it put me off burgers for a while:

 

[Urgh76]

i would try but about a quarter of the way through i would be like " OH GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!"

 

[siffty]

my god and people wonder why we call America fat

 

[Uszi]

Every kind of meat, that would either be delicious or some type of otherworldly monster.

I think that any sandwich that results in nasal inhalation of mayonnaise when eaten qualifies as "otherworldly."

It sounds pretty tasty, imo, minus the veggie patties. I like boca burgers and morning star, and the BK veggie paddies are just totally nasty.

 

[bassdrum]

That looks amazing. I demand that they add this to the permanent menu.

And people wonder why there's an obesity problem in the world...

 

[seventy7l]

Nah i care for my organs.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Well considering my usall trip to mcdonalda is 2 double big mac combos and 3 bigs macs by them self, I'd would totaly try this.

 

[Uszi]

my god and people wonder why we call America fat

There's a difference between the food that we Americans eat for enjoyment, and the food we challenge ourselves to eat to assert our dominance over the world through fatassatry.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

the food? nah...
the boat? hmm... maybe

 

[Uszi]

... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

 

[Manhattan2112]

I COULD eat it, but it sounds... repulsive.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

my god and people wonder why we call America fat

There's a difference between the food that we Americans eat for enjoyment, and the food we challenge ourselves to eat to assert our dominance over the world through fatassatry.

And that burger..... thing, is that challenge. Anywho, I would if the fish wasn't on it. I know, it's sad that my only complaint is the fish but I absolutely hate fish.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My personal best at the moment is 4 Big Macs in 15 minutes. Looks like a challenge.

 

[The Warden]

Now THAT'S a manwich.
a manwich that I will not eat.
EVER.

 

[Uszi]

Escapists seem equally likely to dive right into the Noah's Ark or cower in fear.

In other news, I'm going to leave the escapist for parts more manly. [http://www.ifoce.com/home.php]

 

[SpaceSpork]

Pfft! Duh!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm fat (230 pounds, since the US is stupid and doesn't use metric I was never taught how to convert) and would never eat that.