Poll: Would you ever eat Noah's Ark?

[MR T3D]

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... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

you are the coward for asking permission to call the feeble scum cowards.
that burger looks alright, i'd want more BBQ sauce, myself.

 

[siffty]

my god and people wonder why we call America fat

There's a difference between the food that we Americans eat for enjoyment, and the food we challenge ourselves to eat to assert our dominance over the world through fatassatry.

i don't actual have much room to talk Australia is heading that way

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I don't hate myself that much. Good lord, that thing's a Simpsons joke come to life.

 

[Sir_Tor]

The challenge! Eat like a man you wuzz! I would definetly eat it if challenged. Otherwise, no.

 

[FastFoot92]

EVERY animal?


Like soylent green it's HUMANS

 

[Spacewolf]

Total price: $16.89
Total calories: 1720

Noah's Ark: Two of every animal combined into one sandwich at Burger King.

Total cojones awarded for finishing it: 9000

The question is simple, would you take the Noah's Ark Challenge? Could you concievably be paid or coerced into doing something this heinous, or is there zero chance in this lifetime that you would eat it?

Personally... Me and my friends are going to each order one and do some sort of man vs food shit to see who can come the closest to finishing it.

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... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

as if it has panda in it, i have to say puffin is quite nice but i doubt they even have that

 

[GreyWolf257]

Yes. I would total that *****. I might need to skip eating for the rest of the day, but I would finish that thing just to say I could.

 

[Jark212]

I'm not sure I'd eat it alone, but your man VS food idea sounds like fun if I tried it with my friends.

Same here...

I don't have any friends in Colorado so I'll kidnap you to eat it with me...

 

[jpoon]

That looks... ill.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would eat something like that, but not when it comes from any fast food restaurant, definitely not Burger King. No, I'd buy all the ingredients myself and put it all together that way. And I wouldn't have the veggie paddies in there, because that's not the point of the burger, it's to have two of every animal, not every paddy.

 

[Perryman93]

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... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

Yes, yes it is

 

[Ferricyanide]

I don't see what's so bad about this thing. It can't be worse than just eating two of each individual sandwich, since there's less bread. Now I just feel compelled to try one, although I'd probably leave off the veggie patties.

 

[Uszi]

Well for one thing it doesn't have two of every animal... a burger containing that would be alot bigger if peices of the animals were big enough to be visible/coagulate into patties.

It's two of every animal on the menu at BK, silly. BK has beef, chicken, pork, and fish on the menu. As well as their disgusting veggie paddies which, no doubt, contain some sort of meat.

Luckily being female I don't have to prove my testosterone by eating worlds most heart-stopping sandwich so....

Actually, it turns out you do! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonya_Thomas]

...you mean like, the whole boat?

I suppose boat is an adequate term to describe burgers with this level of gargantuawesomeness. Yes, you must consume the enitre "boat."

... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

hey, being scared and not giving a crap are two different things.

Cowardice has many rationalizations.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

If it was a payed challenge, as in, eat the thing in under 10 minutes and get X amount of cash, I'd give it a whack, but the X would have to be in quadruple figures.

 

[Robert Lee]

I voted yes because I'm the guy from the video. The video really does not do justice in showing just how disgusting it was.

 

[Eldarion]

Thats just a snack. Seriously, it actually sounds good.