Poll: Would you kick a puppy?

[staika]

For $5, hell no I wouldn't even get up for five dollars but if you raise it to $6 I might just do it.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No of course not! Don't be ridiculous.

 

[Gladiateher]

Everytime you kick a puppy your penis shrinks 1/4 inch.

You're not helping science here. :c

SCIENCE DAMN YOU! SCIENCE DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Did that help science?

 

[GrimSheeper]

I guess if you paid for my college education, I'd give it a kick. Anything less and I'd kick you and take the money. I have less of an issue with committing first rate assault and theft than I have with kicking a dog.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

$5 to kick a defenceless Puppy? What kind of sick bastard are you for asking this?

As a Dog owner myself, if I saw someone kick my Dog for $5 (well £5 as I live in the UK), then i'd be sure to kick them even harder.

 

[Bravo 21]

Nope, and if somebody kicked my dog, who is still kinda a puppy, for money,i would probably really want to punch them.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

£3? I'm not a charity, you can do better than that...
...hell, give me £1000 and I'll kill someone for you...and I'll throw in a kicked puppy for free!

...no wait, I've got a better idea. Everyone give me £5 or I kick your puppy. Don't have a puppy? I'll kick your gran. Don't have a gran? I'll kick your console. Don't have a console? I'll kick in the balls. Don't have balls? I'll find a way to kick something you like. One way or the other...

 

[loc978]

No. My time and expertise are worth far more than $5 per kick.

 

[keideki]

Normally I would answer No, not under any circumstances would I kick that puppy, but I had to choose the Portal 2 based answer... hahaha, but I digress. Animal abuse is not a laughing matter.

 

[Ashcrexl]

no. dogs are sentient. $5 is nowhere near worth it to hurt a sentient being.

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

£3? I'm not a charity, you can do better than that...
...hell, give me £1000 and I'll kill someone for you...and I'll throw in a kicked puppy for free!

while utterly inappriopriate and ridiculous you made me laugh at 3 in the morning, well done

Also no. The question isn't would I kick a puppy for... but why the hell would anyone willingly harm an animal in the first place? (medicine is fine imo so long as animals are treated as ethically as possible - and that includes having a satisfying life- slight digression to say the least but it's in the same scpoe of topic)

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Everytime you kick a puppy your penis shrinks 1/4 inch.

You're not helping science here. :c

SCIENCE DAMN YOU! SCIENCE DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Did that help science?

In social siences regarding how people with the Ghostbusters-logo as an avatar react to the word science... probably.

 

[Tartarga]

The only way I would ever kick a puppy is if it had rabies or something and was trying to bite me. Self preservation outweighs the cuteness of any puppy.

 

[Fwee]

Probably not. However I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I pretty much hate all small dogs. Especially Shih-tzu's. And miniature poodles. And regular poodles. Most types of small dogs just piss me off for some reason and I hate them IHATETHEM!!!
Although I've met a few cool ones.

 

[Super Toast]

That puppy is too damn lovable to kick.

 

[Mr. Gency]

No. Though this reminds me of a time when I almost kicked one by accident. I was going to launch one of my dog's toys into the air using my foot while he was but a few feet away, he made a mad dash for the toy while I was kicking it. It was close too.

What kind of asshole would do that?

Cobra?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Nope, and if somebody kicked my dog, who is still kinda a puppy, for money,i would probably really want to punch them.

This, exept it did happen. I threw them out of the house, then beat their ass the next day. You do not fuck with my dog.

Screw the dog, beware of owner.