Poll: Would you kidnap a child?

[evilneko]

Damn right I would! Especially if she were as cute as Hanyuu or Ushio!

Spoiler: OMOCHIKAERIII~

Oh wait, this is about child abuse. Uh, yeah, cops. Call them. Ehehe...

I have this distinct feeling that if I had a quick look through your computer I'd find a stash of Lolita porn.

Not child porn. Nope.

It's animated... THEY HAVE BOOBIES! Children don't have boobies!!!

... right? Right guys? Cause I know they're in cute lil disney princes panties, BUT THAT DOES NOT mean they're children!

........ right?

lolz...

Pfft, oppai lolis [small]well, except Usa Mimi...[/small] are abominations.

Wait, I just dug that hole deeper, didn't I....

 

[Micalas]

I'm sure you're not allowed to not let your child have medical attention. So, uh, no I wouldn't kidnap a child, just get SS involved or something.

I fail to see how Nazis would help this situation.

 

[Iwata]

Taking another piece of fiction here, there's an old "Babylon 5" episode that deals with this exact same scenario.

Dr. Franklyn wants to perform a life-saving operation on a child, but the family's religion prevents surgeries of any kind. The doctor performs the surgery anyway, and lets the parents know after the deed is done.

So they take the child home, and kill her.

The moral is, idiots will be idiots. Might as well respect their beliefs, and let them deal with the consequences.

 

[Agow95]

I say "yes" when I mean I would do resort to that if all else fails

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Hello social services? There's a child being neglected by their parents.

What's that? Social services actually do exist in the real world? You'll go and check on the child right away? Well that saves me a whole lot of time and effort.

 

[Pebblig]

I don't think I've ever attempted to relate Family Guy to real life xD So I shall have to say no.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

That's what social services are for. They would seize the child from the parents due to neglect, and put them into better care.

 

[Burntpopcarn]

No, it just seems unethical...

 

[kazeryu]

No I won't why not because I get in trouble and the kid can't even get treatment without the parents their consent.

 

[Beryl77]

I'd like to say I would because it's the right thing to do in my opinion or at least show the child that there is another way. The kid probably never formed it's own opinion and just thinks that whatever the parents say is good.

In reality I probably wouldn't. If the cops don't want to interfere then that means that I'm breaking the law and go to jail or at least I'd get sued.

 

[n00beffect]

No, I am not so valiant and altruistic, alas. I mean, hypothetically, I would; but, in reality I wouldn't. I would do something far more cunning and less-illegal - I'd spread the word. I would make it public, on THE INTERNET. You know what happens to crazies over the net, right? Like that b*tch that killed those puppies [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/girl-sparks-animal-activi_n_701011.html], by throwing them in the river, and how /b/tards found out who she was [http://gawker.com/5626105/4chan-on-the-hunt-for-puppy+throwing-girl]. I'd say that would suffice, since the nets are notorious for turning people's lives into living hell. A just punnishment for idiots and morons, me thinks, and quite befitting for the hypothetical couple in the description.

 

[SpaceBat]

no, because the child needs to die so that the parents can see how bullshit there belifes are.

NO. If you're that ignorant your kids can die as slowly and painfully as you want them to

Either my sarcasm detector is broken or you guys are trying way too hard to troll people. Nobody is going to believe that you actually mean what you're saying.

Anyway, no I wouldn't kidnap the kid. I would instead:
- Call child protection services and the cops. If that doesn't help,
- I'd spread this info through the neighborhood and cause an uproar. If that doesn't help...

Well...Desperate times call for desperate measures...

I would make it public, on THE INTERNET. You know what happens to crazies over the net, right? Like that b*tch that killed those puppies [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/girl-sparks-animal-activi_n_701011.html], by throwing them in the river, and how /b/tards found out who she was [http://gawker.com/5626105/4chan-on-the-hunt-for-puppy+throwing-girl]. I'd say that would suffice, since the nets are notorious for turning people's lives into living hell. A just punnishment for idiots and morons, me thinks, and quite befitting for the hypothetical couple in the description.

If the kid died before someone could get him/her some help and the parent's got off easy, at least everyone would make sure their lives would turn into a living hell because of this. They wouldn't have the fucking right to indirectly kill someone because of their retarded interpretation of their religion and would deserve a life filled with misery until the day they die.

 

[RedDeadFred]

You call Child Services or the Police. Don't take shit like this into your own hands...

 

[emeraldrafael]

No, just cuast it wouldnt work out. I know kids who have really terrible parents and i dont think they have any hope for their future to be honest, and I would consider it, but they'd just get turned back over and I would get a jail sentence of some kinda, regardless of my justification.

there's really not a lot you can do, except maybe call social services and hope there's someone in the family of the child that is competent and able to care for a child correctly.

 

[Varanfan9]

I would just call child services. They would take care of it and I don't get in trouble.

 

[Auron225]

No - One hospital visit isn't gonna cure him/her. That plan has practically no chance of success at all. You're forgetting how stupidly unrealistic Family Guy is - if this was a condition in which one quick hospital visit would fix, and also prevent death? Then still no, Id call for either the police or an ambulance to go to their house where Id be waiting to explain the situation. The parents cant say "No s/he's fine, we prayed" to make the medics leave - they would take the kid to the hospital and wouldnt need their permission for that.

But I highly doubt I will ever be in this situation.