Poll: Would you like a tail?

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Whispering Cynic

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Sure. I'd like something with great stabbing capability... kinda like an alien's tail. Make the damn thing useful for something, other than making sitting in an arm chair pain in the ass.
 

imnot

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Only if I could use it as a weapon, I could become a super her that strangles criminals with it.
 

Coldster

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Seriously, no. Not only would it make us unbalanced, but it would be unattractive, extremely annoying, and just be an overall nuisance. There is no way anyone could convince me to have one. Not even for a million dollars.
 

Johann610

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Well, there's two options. Does it register every emotion? I'd have to train it to hide what I really feel, or be really bad at, say, poker.
Does it pick stuff up? Maybe strengthen it to act as a third arm, or a third leg.
Or is it just for balance? I can walk like a V-raptor, all bent forward--that's be sweet.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Yeah, I'd only like a tail if it were from a reptile, because then it would be powerful and give me some balance. Should I ever lose it, I could just grow it back quickly.
 

manaman

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loc978 said:
A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.

I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
 

cthulhumythos

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no. i dont see the point. that said, wings would be freaking awesome. like, demon/ dragon wings.

why? 'cause it'd be rad. enough said for the matter.
 

loc978

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manaman said:
loc978 said:
A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.

I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".
 

KefkaCultist

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Yeah it'd be awesome, but It'd have to be a prehensile tail so that I can do fun stuff with it.
 

manaman

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loc978 said:
manaman said:
loc978 said:
A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.

I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".
Now that works out. I would take a magic penis any day. Provided it wasn't cursed or something.
 

Hollock

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a big reason to get tails is to keep flies away from your shitty ass. Is your ass shitty?
 

James Crook

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Heh, does it have to be organic?
An articulated metallic tail coming out of my arse might be interesting.
 

llubtoille

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I'd like one if it wasn't an oddity,
so if it was fairly normal for a person to have a tail, then I'd like a tail.
 

steeple

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manaman said:
loc978 said:
manaman said:
loc978 said:
A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.

I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".
Now that works out. I would take a magic penis any day. Provided it wasn't cursed or something.
why not just turn it into a magic lamp? you know, rub it a few time to get wishes and the like...

OT: I'm... not sure, actually... I mean, it could be cool and even very useful, but it could also be a burden...
 

Athinira

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As a matter of fact, i think that a discreet furry tail would like quite pretty on girls.

It's a similar logic to breasts. One sex has them, another sex doesn't. Being a pretty outgoing type (as in, I'm clubbing every weekend), i could very well imagine many of those beautiful ladies in town having a little furry tail, wiggling it about while dancing, using it to tease guys by physical contact (the tail is a muscle after all, which makes it controllable). I actually wouldn't mind. The advantage is that a tail can still be removed for those who doesn't want it.

Then again, i suspect that if women did have tails, most parents would have it removed at birth rather than giving them the choice later....