Sure. I'd like something with great stabbing capability... kinda like an alien's tail. Make the damn thing useful for something, other than making sitting in an arm chair pain in the ass.
That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.loc978 said:A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".manaman said:That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.loc978 said:A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
Now that works out. I would take a magic penis any day. Provided it wasn't cursed or something.loc978 said:point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".manaman said:That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.loc978 said:A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.
why not just turn it into a magic lamp? you know, rub it a few time to get wishes and the like...manaman said:Now that works out. I would take a magic penis any day. Provided it wasn't cursed or something.loc978 said:point. I guess I should specify "magical cartoonish prehensile qualities".manaman said:That would mean having bones in your penis. Actual bones. Actual small, easily breakable bones. Your penis would cease to function properly as a penis.loc978 said:A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.
I don't think you through this out well, as it's not a good idea.