Poll: Would you Marry a Pornstar?

[Dr. Danger]

No. I wouldn't. I'm the jealous type and just the thought of my significant other being involved with another person in any way, shape, or form is enough to send me into a rage. I'm not one to judge who a person has been with, however, the idea of it still happening is a problem.

Even if they quit their job, I would be aggressive toward the subject. It would -- without a doubt -- come up in many, many arguments and due to my morbid curiosity, I would end up watching their pornography. Which would only make me paranoid.

 

[Reenix]

No, because it cheapens the act of sex and is therefore blasphemy.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Naw man... Naw...

I don't care if a woman has been with a few guys before. I do care, however, if that was her job and it wasn't just a few guys, there was a lot...

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Here's my condition: if she's done a bunch of weird, relatively harmless fetish stuff that she's not personally into, then yes, I'm cool with that. If you're wondering what would qualify, think modeling in stockings and other abnormal object fixations that wouldn't be overtly sexual to anybody without the fetish.

But if she's getting straight-up railed, then no.

 

[Actual]

I think it's safe to assume most porn stars hate their job.

What!?

People who do porn love sex, they get to have it with some of the best performers in the world. I can't comprehend how any porn star could hate what they do. If they don't enjoy having sex in front of people they wouldn't be in that career.

Plus working only a few hours a week and making piles of cash must not suck too hard.

 

[Ravek]

Would I marry a whore? Do you really have to ask that question?

 

[JoshGod]

well if she gave up being a porn star yes. otherwise no i couldn't marry somone who is having sex with others, business or pleasure.

 

[-AC80-]

no, simply because it would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway if you get the metafor you get a cookie.

 

[Pipotchi]

I dated a girl who had previously done porn back in 2003, no problem however she wasnt doing it when we went out not sure if I would object to that or not.

Pornstars need love too

no, simply because it would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway if you get the metafor you get a cookie.

Actually its not, thats more to do with age than anything. You can be a pornstar and not have ludicrous amounts of sex , you just have to pick and choose your scenes

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

On another note... this is on gaming discussion and i saw the title of this topic and went "whaaa??"

The Escapist Portal > The Escapist Forums > Gaming Discussion
Not the off topic discussion.

Pornstars are people too

Oh, and this thread should be in Off-Topic amirite?

Also, what does this have to do with gaming? shouldn't this be in the Off Topic session?

Ya know, I'm not saying that you guys are wrong about that or anything, but it would be nice if one of you ACTUALLY TOLD ME HOW I CAN CHANGE IT TO THE RIGHT THREAD! You lazy whiners! lol. I don't make forums often, so I'm not good at it, but seriously - I saw NO OPTION to specify which topic thread when I made this forum, so don't blame me, blame the website.

On another note, I'm sorry to say this to you guys, but you must be some of the most boring people ever! How is it that you would rather talk about being politically correct over "Marrying a pornstar??"

This isn't a website for little kids, ya know. It's a mature website dedicated to intellectual fans of games and movies who wish to have discussions on various topics! "Marrying a Pornstar" was a topic that I wished to discuss, but you would rather criticize the legitimacy of the thread grouping. You would rather confirm that bananas grow on trees and berries grow from bushes. Goddammit you guys, seriously....

I dont know about moving a thread to another part of the forum but if you say:
"saw NO OPTION to specify which topic thread when I made this forum (btw its a thread but anyway), so don't blame me, blame the website."
That just pisses me off. All you had to do was to go to one out of the few links called Off-Topic Discussion. (2 under Gaming Discussion) and click a pretty obvious button on the right hand side that says "NEW TOPIC"
And about me just being a "lazy whiner" I was not actually whining as you quoted my sentence, "On another note..." This was AFTER I answered the question. I recommend you ask a moderator to move your thread over to Off Topic discussion if you want to avoid the risk of someone pissing you off saying "Wrong Sub-forum etc."

 

[Wintermoot]

yes they are sexy and dont have as much STD,s as prostitutes

 

[EHKOS]

If I love her then it would be a double win, the woman I love is and expert in bed!

 

[Zhukov]

Possibly. It would take some convincing though. Not sure how I'd deal with the jealousy issues.

 

[Le_Lisra]

I miss a maybe option.

There sure might be very odd circumstances where I would.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

If I loved her and she and me matched perfectly yes, It can be a professional buisness, It would be really freaking weird, and there would maybe be the moment where she introduces me to the guy she's recently shagged, but nevertheless I'd make It work, plus she would never be able to call me out on playing too many video games.

 

[Kaymish]

no but only because i believe that marriage is broken and obsolete and i wont marry anyone if i have my way

 

[Savagezion]

I would have no problem with it so long as she can cut that part of her life out. Marraige with me means monogomy.

Please just assume that she/he is compatible with you and everything is fine - Except for the fact that she/he was a pornstar. Would you still want to marry?

Because of this line, namely everything is fine, then I suppose by my standards, all is ok and she has already severed that past/environment from her life. I wouldn't say no because someone USED to be in porn.

Really, I don't mind so long as I trust that I ain't got to worry about her go out sleeping around anymore.

 

[Standby]

Absolutely not. As far as I can tell, for some baffling reason, every female pornstar is physically repulsive, and I imagine they also have the emotional intelligence of a 4 year old with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Oh, I'm sure. And I bet they all had their souls sucked out when they started doing porn. See, I can make crap up too.

I think it's safe to assume most porn stars hate their job.

Despite making piles of money when they could be busting their butts at a crappy Burger King job instead? I thought BonsaiK already refuted this absurd statement way back in another thread.

"I wouldn't enjoy doing porn, therefore nobody who does porn enjoys it."

Only a person with no respect for themselves would do the many things that are considered pornography while filmed to be watched by the entire world for the sake of money.

What an incredibly biased statement.

Sex is a lot of things to a lot of people, and just because you can't see how someone would have any respect for themselves just because they don't hold the same subjective values as you do does not make them wrong.

OT: No, but i wouldn't marry someone who wasn't a pornstar either.