Poll: Would you mind someone Narrating your life?

[Vern5]

Behold, mortals. I present you with a simple choice. With my unbelievable powers of hypothetical thinking I shall grant you a narrator for your puny, mundane life.

This narrator will always be present in your daily life. You will not see him/her but you will hear that voice describing every thought and action that has anything to do with you. It could be the soothing voice of James Earl Jones or a synthesized voice; whatever you prefer.

As for the content of the narration: the narrator will cover everything you do and think as well as comment upon the actions and intentions of those around you. This could offer you insight into strange or difficult situations. However, the narration will narrate even the most mundane details of your day-to-day. This means you could easily have Morgan Freeman telling you about the teeth you are brushing every single morning.

Also, the narrator might make snarky comments at your expense if you do something stupid.

So, would you mind the narration?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Only if it was Stephen Fry narrating in the manner of the HGTTG.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I would absolutely love to have Duke from Fear and Loathing narrate my life.

 

[mickey]

It should not come as a surprise, Id be happy to have Grover from Sesame Street as my narrator.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

Only if it was Stephen Fry narrating in the manner of the HGTTG.

Dammit you beat me to it.

Stephen Fry narrating my life? Yes please!

 

[FalloutJack]

Yes, I'd like a narrator.

ME!

[HEADING=1]Or Brian Blessed![/HEADING]

 

[ZehMadScientist]

My life would be 30% cooler if Jeremy Clarkson narrated my life.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

It would be awesome for awhile but would just get annoying. It would be kinda offputting if I was doing something private..... like ya know..... stroking your tiger.

<..>

 

[requisitename]

Might I have David Tennant and go forth with this, please?

His voice is so excitable. It would make the occasional exciting thing I do REALLY exciting. *lol*

 

[Richardplex]

Too late, I already have a voice in my head doing that. It's not a perosn's voice, just a disembodied voice. Though if it could be replaced with a guy from bastion, that'd be cool.

 

[Artful-dodgeR]

David Attenborough wouldn't be too shabby.

 

[lRookiel]

Morgan Freeman, Stephen Fry or the Old man from Bastion

Yes, I'd like a narrator.

ME!

[HEADING=1]Or Brian Blessed![/HEADING]

Or Brian Blessed ofcourse.

 

[Issurru]

Only if it's Liam Neeson, or Morgan Freeman. Since honestly those are pretty much the only choices I believe are correct But I'll go with Neeson over Freeman

 

[Savryc]

I would absolutely love to have Duke from Fear and Loathing narrate my life.

This guy, he knows.

I'll also accept Mr. Fry, Mr. Freeman or Narrator dude from Bastion.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

A narrator could help me make sense of whatever the hell I am thinking. It would be funny for them to describe the people I hate.

 

[Frybird]

First thing that comes to mind is the movie "Stranger than Fiction", wich is pretty good and should be required watching whenever you think about what hearing your life narrated (as well as being stuck in genre conventions without being sure wich genre you're in) would be like

 

[Tanis]

It would be so boring and predictable that the 'Narrator' would probably kill him/herself just to 'feel' something.

 

[Fishyash]

You nearly caught me out with the thread title and the Poll question.

Please man, don't do it

But anyways, I personally don't want a narrator, but I do see the appeal.