Poll: Would you mind someone Narrating your life?

[soren7550]

I'm thinking Raphael Sbarge, but it'd be really weird having anyone narrate your life.

Soren awakens, head still groggy from a fitful night's sleep. As per usual, she attempts to return to her slumber.
"Damn right."
she says, and she regathers the blankets and returns to their warm embrace.
"Uhh.. who's there?"
--
She wondered how her bowls would handle her late lunch, hoping that a trip to the restroom would not be required.
"No one needs to know that!
--
Feeling amorous, Soren wondered where her boyfriend was.
"Shut up! No I don't!"
she denied, not wanting people to know the details of her personal life.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
she screamed, anger flaring as-
"AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

[him over there]

Either H jon Benjamin narrating my life in a broken fourth wall style, throwing in his own experiences and stuff tangentially related to me or have Slowbeef and Diabetus riff on my entire life nonstop.

 

[eljawa]

Alec Baldwin Narrating my life would be epic...but annoying once the novelty wore off

 

[The_Lost_King]

No and especially not if other people can hear him.

 

[FatalFox]

that would be great, lol, buuuut only if I could turn it off when I wanted to meditate, or SLEEP, I can just see it becoming super tedious and nagging after a while, and in an entire lifetime I probably would've ended up in a mental hospital.
for one day though, man it would be awesome x3
oh and I would want fluttershy to narrate, but I'd probably stop to squee every now and then by her cute voice <3