Poll: Would you mind someone Narrating your life?

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Keava

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I'd prefer a commentator like sport ones, so they would hype the most boring stuff in my life into oblivion, making the simple act of reaching for cup of coffee exciting.

But considering how much mundane stuff I do daily I'm pretty sure it would quickly get rather tiring . I enjoy the silence every now and then.
 

uhddh

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I want Jeremy Irons or James Earl Jones (voices of Scar and Mufasa respectively from the Lion King) doing my narrations
 

SwimmingRock

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Aside from the fact I already occasionally narrate my own life and talk to myself a lot, it just seems pointless. Also, a problem occurred to me. Well, two problems. First, as somebody else already mentioned, is masturbation. Depending on how graphic the narrator gets, I may never want to masturbate again.

Second, what about sleeping? If the narrator also narrates what you think, does he/she narrate your dreams as well? I see this becoming a problem with actually getting enough sleep to function. In short, a narrator might be a cool idea for the great moments in life, but just seems impractical the rest of the time.
 

9thRequiem

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Would be mostly fun, but there are times where it'd just ruin everything.
If you could turn it off for a bit, then yes.

If I had to, I'd go with Logan Cunningham (guy who narrated Bastion)
 

SwagLordYoloson

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"And then the hero finally forced the last brown odorous log from his rectal cavity, this marked his conquest over the Indian restaurant."
 

Zantos

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Alan Rickman, yeah, I could go with Alan Rickman narrating my life.

On a tangentially related note, this always cracks me up

 

PlowmanMk

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I want to say Leonard Nimoy, but there are so many good ideas listed already. I going to ponder this one.

A narrator would be awesome, although it would be a romantic mood killer.
 

Fenra

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Not quite the same, but I'd say yes if I could have the Muses from Disney's Hercules singing accompanying my life similar to how they did in the film, that would be sweet!
 

Scarim Coral

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I'm pretty sure that if I hear a disembodies voice who narrate my action I would be driven to madness and send to the nuthouse especially ifI'm the only one who hear it. So overall no I don't want someone to narrate my life.
 

StormShaun

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It would be cool for the first hour or two and then I would just get pissed and eventually make him stop....by force if I have too.

if I had to choose it would either be the narrator from Fallout or Morgan Freeman, I would prefer the first since my life would be an epic tale.
 

capper42

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It would be cool to have one I could turn on occasionally just for novelty value, and if I could vary who it was narrating me. Otherwise it'd be hell. It would be really annoying and also drill in how monotonous my life is.
 

DEAD34345

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Sounds incredibly useful, to me. I was thinking about choosing no until I actually entered the thread, but then I found out it would reveal peoples' intentions and other things I might not already know. Also someone suggested Brian Blessed [HEADING=1]Brian Blessed![/HEADING] and that would just be incredible.
 

bojackx

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Pretty sure you'd be diagnosed with schizophrenia if you got into discussions with the narrator or kept mentioning him to people you meet. I'm actually reckoning that after a few years you actually might lose sight of reality if there was a constant voice talking that would never stop.
 

Substitute Troll

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I like these threads. People never take sex into account when they post. But then, this might not be a problem for some of you.
 

Bloodtrozorx

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Yes I'd like Ron Pearlman or Samuel L. Jackson to handle the duties. They may get bored narrating my 9 hour days in the office though.