Poll: Would you press the button

[CODE-D]

If I pressed the button it wouldn't be for the attention, it'd be for the potential to get rid of 30% of the douchebags in the world, or around 50% of our politicians (who are disproportionately male).

Also, is there a 30% chance that you cease to exist?

Could be, I never said the button wouldnt effect you as well.
You just have to be a Gambler.

 

[CODE-D]

Of course not. Killing off other people to get a better chance for a date is pretty reprehensible -__-

Besides, if someone I like likes someone else better, removing the other guy from existence is quite mean to her.

Woah woah woah......nobody said anything about murder.

 

[CODE-D]

Of course not. Killing off other people to get a better chance for a date is pretty reprehensible -__-

Besides, if someone I like likes someone else better, removing the other guy from existence is quite mean to her.

Woah woah woah......nobody said anything about murder.

Eh, removing someone from existence in some manner is tantamount to murder in my book.

Your lack of faith in the power of the button disturbs me.

 

[The Night Angel]

I am not desperate enough to do that. I mean, I'm not the most attractive guy ever, but that would be a new low for most guys. Besides, 30 percent chance of getting yourself??? That's waaaayy to high.

 

[XMark]

Mass murder for sexual gratification? I'm gonna say no to that.

 

[Aerosteam]

Would people know I'd have caused the disappearance of millions of men? If not, I'd think about it more...

 

[Smertnik]

I'm sorry, what? What would it even accomplish? If you can't, in simple terms, 'get laid', then the one who needs changing is you, not the world. All the things preventing you from forming a relationship would still remain, no matter how many people you kill.

Now, if I were offered a million Dollar instead..
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[DoPo]

Now, if I were offered a million Dollar instead..
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Meh, you're asking for too much money.

Spoiler: Ask Zach and James

 

[staika]

I don't need the button to get female's attention since I already get it with my smooth moves that are totally real and I am not making them up.

 

[Biodeamon]

press the button! don't press the button!
press the button!
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depends, do other people have access to this button? and if they do, will it erase another 30% every time the button is pressed or will it only erase 30%?

 

[Biodeamon]

Mass murder for sexual gratification? I'm gonna say no to that.

well now that you put it that way i would say yes

 

[Forgetitnow344]

I'd definitely hesitate before deciding to press it or not.

Just because I'm bored. Is that fair?

I'm not justifying it or saying it would be a good thing, but wouldn't it be interesting?

 

[Matthew Kjonaas]

Normally I would just press the button just because I like buttons but in this case no.

 

[Scarim Coral]

No and my reason isn't because of the game of chance.
I wouldn't want the women to notice me more just because I stood out by intentionally wiping out the other men out there. I want that woman to notice me for my personaly trait not for an eye catch.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Seeing as I don't want to kill 687,000 people I wouldn't press it.

 

[chad_quixote]

i could care less about getting laid, i would just want to erase about 1/3 of the retarded monkies that i share this world with

 

[ElPatron]

No, because that would take away the fun of eliminating them myself.

However, what happens if you press the button three times?

Eh, removing someone from existence in some manner is tantamount to murder in my book.

Fortunately, your book isn't the law.

Murder is the unlawful killing, with malice aforethought, of another human

"You keep using that word", etc.

 

[hazabaza1]

>Can't get fucked
>Wipes out 30% of 3(ish) billion people.

Knowing my luck they all probably all be in Africa or some shit too, so no. Oh, and evil.

EDIT: Whoops, my country. Well, still, no. Evil.