Poll: Would you press the button

[Erttheking]

It could be 99.99% and I would still be single, so no. Also there's the mass murder thing.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I wouldn't press it for sexual gratification, no. I'd just press it because too many women are irritating. Maybe if there were less of us we'd all stop being bitches to each other.

Of course, then we'd have to try to have more kids in order to sustain the population, and I don't want to pop out kids from my vag just so the world could go on. And due to that we might not have as many opportunities to have our own lives. So maybe I wouldn't.

 

[drisky]

almost 30% say yes, I think we know who the 30% would be. I'll say no.

 

[Psykoma]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/


Yeah, I pressed it.
I can't resist a button.

 

[liquidsolid]

If I could get to pick the third that doesn't exist, I'd be able to free up a few females from their boyfriends, get rid of the male dictators and corrupt people of the world, and get laid....nahhh not worth messing with other peoples lives.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

What?

What kind of person would say yes to that?

'Push this button to have a better chance of getting laid at the expense of erasing millions of people.'

Or, you know, don't be a boring person and stop blaming the 'friendzone'.

I would press the button. Not because I'm sad or hate people, but for no other reason than because I ALWAYS PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON! CHANCE IT ************!

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Yes, just for the sake of population control.
I have no problem with attention.

 

[Rumpsteak]

No, It would risk erasing either myself or the genius that built such a device. As mentioned before the issue of population control would tempt me.

 

[wintercoat]

I would press it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why!

 

[Apollo45]

I wouldn't press it. Just because there are less males in the world doesn't mean I'd get more attention from the women. If I'm attractive then I'm attractive whether I'm the only guy in a room or I'm one of fifty.

Now, if I were getting money out of it, this might be a different story. But that's already been done.

 

[psilontech]

If the mass murder extended to ALL countries I might more inclined to do it, but as it stands, no.

 

[drisky]

No, It would risk erasing either myself or the genius that built such a device. As mentioned before the issue of population control would tempt me.

Who says the person that built it is the same gender as you, sexist

 

[CODE-D]

I would press it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why!

Thats the best of reasons Ive ever heard ever. Its also my philosophy of life.

 

[Goofguy]

I wouldn't press the button, it's definitely not worth it. And 30% is quite a lot of men with a good chance that I would be among them. Not worth it just to have a few more women possibly turn their heads when I go walking by.

 

[Ghaleon640]

I was in a mood and hit yes before reading because I assumed poorly. I then regretted my decision. like the rest of my day. College finals suck D:

Normally, I would not press the button.

 

[tacotrainwreck]

The last time I pressed a button, millions of pictures of Justin Bieber erupted all over this site. No more pushing buttons for me.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I wouldn't press the button, the reward is not worth the action.

 

[samaugsch]

I said yes because I thought the poster was talking about the badge that makes the webpage spin when clicked on. xD