Poll: Would you rather live in a world with vampires and no nukes, or nukes and no vampires?

[G1eet]

Nukes, because I hate Twilight with every fiber of my being.

 

[Cortheya]

If I can be a vampire....Vampires. I'm not even kidding that I would totally become a vampire given the chance.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Give. Me. My. Nukes.
There is no other option for me.

Of course you cant nuke whales without nukes after all. *[sub]I wonder if you can make vampire whales... Hmmmmm...[/sub]

I vote vampires, they'd spice up life a whole lot more.

perhaps we could nuke wales instead? (note the spelling)... come on.. plz.

On the matter of nukes vs vampirs id prefer a world with vampires - cos i can rip a vampire apart with my teeth and claws (note my avater plz) but newkiller testing makes the earth warmer which makes me uncomfortable and also leaves me kinda homeless. Id suggest finding any vampires we can if they do exist strapping them to all the nukes, then posibly just fire them at the heart of the sun... or wales.

if america had no nukes would it have dropped vampires on japan, and what would godzilla have had to say about it?

You can't nuke Wales - thats a waste of perfectly good multistorey carpark space.

 

[The Kangaroo]

As long as it's PROPER vampires and not the faggots from twilight that sparkle.

Like the darren Shan ones? They were awesome and I'd want to be half Vampire

Darren Shan is amazing but I'd rather stick to traditional vampires

We would be fucked then

 

[open trap]

vampires are cool but nukes are what shaped our society to what is today
i wonder if your a vampire that automaticly makes you a servant of satin and you can travel to and from hell doing his bidding, if thats true id totally be a vamp

 

[barryween]

Nukes. They've never been used in anger since 1945, and they were pretty much what prevented the cold war from turning hot. For all we know, we could be speaking Russian now.

This.
Unless all vampires are as feeble as they are in Twilight they could really mess us up.

 

[gremily]

I'm an irriated werewolf... you bastard.

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

 

[teutonicman]

The vampires might be friendly.

 

[Sparrow]

Give. Me. My. Nukes.
There is no other option for me.

Yeah theres no way vampires could take out the whales...

I'd pick vampires, but a better option would be raptors.

Or feral tigers.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Give. Me. My. Nukes.
There is no other option for me.

Stop hurting the whales you mean child.

Never.
Besides, it doesn't hurt.
You can't hurt if you vaporize instantly.
>:-D

Urm, Stop KILLING the whales then.

 

[Xanadu84]

We know what happens when we have nukes. Vampires...not so sure. Go with the known quantity, instead of something that, as far as we know, might function like a ridiculous bio weapon. That and just wait until some terrorist group gets a single vampire. Within hours, there all vampires, and they could turn a whole city for the hell of it, possibly with a freshly turned army under there control.

AKA, I know that me and everyone I know would be alive when there's nukes. I can't say the same for vampires.

 

[Danz D Man]

Nukes. They've never been used in anger since 1945, and they were pretty much what prevented the cold war from turning hot. For all we know, we could be speaking Russian now.

Technically we wouldn't be speaking Russian if the war turned hot we'd just not exist...

 

[Aitruis]

If you play World of Darkness, like I do, you may remember a conversation in White Wolf's Vampire: the Masquerade computer game;

"Okay, first thing: forget the comicbook crap. Garlic? Good seasoning. Cross? Pfft. Shove it up their ***. Running water? I bathe. Occasionally. All you really need to worry about is large fires and shotguns. Those things hurt like a son of a *****."

World of Darkness vampires are a hell of a lot harder to deal with, but I think I'd still prefer them to nukes. I can't stab a nuke or light it on fire hoping for good results.

 

[Neonbob]

Urm, Stop KILLING the whales then.

Oh, I will.
When they're all gone.

 

[Jark212]

Sexy Vampire chicks you say??
Vampires, I could hunt down all twilight characters.
I'd be a vampire...

 

[Akai Shizuku]

A world with vampires would be inevitably more fun, so long as they're not Twilight vampires.

 

[Prince Regent]

So what we are basicly being asked is: Oblivion or Fallout

In both games everyone tries to kill you, but at least in Oblivion the gras is still green, so I'm gona go with vampires.

(Bethesda wins either way)

 

[Swaki]

Hmm....

How many vampires?

i was wondering that too.

yes vampires can spread but we would get a quarantine area up not long after, then try finding a cure, and if that doesn't work then a little bit of mass murdering will fix the problem, we could just nuke the place...oh wait.

a world whit no nukes would be fucked, the vampires could take over like that *snaps fingers*.

is that what you want! damn hippies.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Urm, Stop KILLING the whales then.

Oh, I will.
When they're all gone.

That's sort of counter productive to the point of why I want you to stop. But It's the closest I will get

*throws a dog biscuit*

 

[CrashBang]

Vampires! If I get bitten I turn into a legendary creature of terror and immortality. If I get nuked I... well, I fucking get nuked!