Poll: Would you rather live in a world with vampires and no nukes, or nukes and no vampires?

[Neonbob]

Odd poll. I picked vampires though, you can't reason with a nuke.

Have you ever tried?
Surprisingly, if you know the language, they can be swayed easily enough.

This is reason that humanity should never, ever develop full "artificial intelligence".

Can you imagine the counselling self-aware nuclear missiles would need?

Hopefully, they'd be programmed more like me.
Not entirely desiring the end, but realizing that it'll be incredibly glorious when it comes.

 

[Jzolr0708]

After seeing what Twilights done to vampires, I'd hug a Nuke anyday. I dont want to be some sparkling twit that doesn't sleep and falls in love with teenage girls.

Thats why you kill them.

But they're Twilight Vampires! I'd kill one, then they're friends would grow invincible with the power of teenage angst and beat the crap out of me. Of course, this would be a nice time to invent that flameshooting chainsaw....

 

[EeveeElectro]

Nukes and Vampires.
*points to Twilight*
Trust me, they'd come in handy.

 

[historybuff]

Because full-scale nuclear war is unlikely. And if it happens, it likely won't happen often because we'll blow the shit out of each other.

So one big war versus a life time of avoiding vampires? I actually think my chances would be better with nuclear war.

 

[VargRaev]

After seeing what Twilights done to vampires, I'd hug a Nuke anyday. I dont want to be some sparkling twit that doesn't sleep and falls in love with teenage girls.

Thats why you kill them.

But they're Twilight Vampires! I'd kill one, then they're friends would grow invincible with the power of teenage angst and beat the crap out of me. Of course, this would be a nice time to invent that flameshooting chainsaw....

or maybe a cannon that shoot Garlic.... on Fire!

 

[Embright]

I'd say it depends on your personal strengths. If you have the combat skills of John Rambo I'd say vampires. If you don't like the rest of us, perhaps nuclear bombs are better since nuclear conflict seems unlikely as people have already said in previous posts.

 

[Lynx]

Vampires and no nukes, I can kill vampires on my own, but I can't do shit against a nuke. Plus, depending on what type of vampires these are, I might choose to become one...

EDIT: Also, nukes can take out millions at once, while vampires can only take out so many people at a time.

Ninja'd.

Besides, nukes can be used in war. I cannot yet imagine how one would use vampires in war.
Seeing as they avoid sunlight, they can't stand garlic, and they can't enter your house if you haven't invited them.