Poll: Would you rather rule in Hell, or serve in Heaven?

[Chipperz]

Serve in Heaven. I'd rather spend eternity with Mormons than an hour with Atheist Fanatics.

 

[sharks9]

Eternity in paradise or ruling a wasteland until judgement day?
Pretty easy choice

 

[Macgyvercas]

Depends. As a servent, would I get dogs? And as a ruler, would I get dogs.

(I like dogs, okay?)

 

[Corpse XxX]

How is being a servant in Heaven any different from working to make a living here on Earth now? I have no problem with doing that, so I guess I'll take that option. Power tends to corrupt anyway, I'd rather live a happy if subservient life than be paranoid or have personality problems because of having too much power over others.

Thats what sprung to my mind also, i have no need for power as long as there is happiness..

And i am an atheist, dont get me wrong.. I dont really like religion as it tend to make "hell" appear on earth..

 

[wildpeaks]

Rule in Hell, take over Heaven using my hellish minions, then rule Heaven (I prefer the weather there).

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I'd rather play Max Payne 2 and kill the person who said that quote!

 

[Kollega]

Neither. I do not believe in afterlife. If you mean Utopia versus Dystopia... well,i dunno. Utopia,probably,but they always come with strings attached. And in Dystopia,you can't be sure about your safety even if you own the damn place. Soooooo... yeah. It's a tie.

 

[LiquidGrape]

Question: Where is it most likely that you'd be allowed to play Sabbath?
Exactly.

 

[Duskwaith]

Mhh sitting outside the gates of paradise or being in paradise....

Id rather be in then out.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

My ego isn't so big that I would choose a rotten place just so I can be boss of it.

 

[DazBurger]

That depends... Do hell have cable? And what about snacks?

 

[spuddyt]

Can I be middle management in the land of wibble?

 

[Sick boy]

probably rule hell, turn it into my own heaven

 

[Hellgate]

well... i considder myself pure evil so ill say Rule in Hell ^^

 

[tk1989]

Hey, nice Milton reference - I had to sign up to credit it. You chaps at the Escapist sure are well read!

Heaven for me.

Welcome to the Escapist!

Definitely heaven.

You may be "ruling" in hell, but you would be still be a slave, and it would be an unbearable and painful experience...

 

[Skeleon]

Rule in Hell.
If I were its true ruler, I could change it after all.