Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[FPSMadPaul]

I think Samus as she just looks better. (Especially in that zero suit!)
Chell would be your intellectual choice though.

 

[Klumpfot]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

 

[FPSMadPaul]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

And why is that?

 

[katboii]

Chell cute, intelligent and fit. not the big talker... and... that's about it

 

[Drakmeire]

I never was the type to be attracted to fictional characters but that said.
Samus, she's flexible and I like that.

 

[Korak the Mad]

I would choose Samus.

 

[Tartarga]

I think i'd go with Chell, I imagine the portal gun could be used for some rather... kinky stuff.

 

[the spud]

With Samus you would feel like you had to try really hard to impress her, like she was just some sort of "project woman". With Chell, you would feel a bit more secure. I pick samus anyway, because I like the zero suit.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

How did you even come up with this?

Well, I'd say Chell because she doesn't talk much, which would have applied to Samus too, but team Ninja just had to come in and ruin her. So Chell it is.

 

[Gregg Lonsdale]

I would choose chell, because at least she manages to keep her mouth shut. Am I right, fellas?

 

[weker]

intelligent

I doubt that has it suggested she has brain damage XD

 

[Micalas]

Chell in a Samus suit. Also, I'd be in a bear suit.

 

[Alakaizer]

Chell edges Samus our barely, because Nintendo made her blonde for some reason. ~sigh~

If they'd made her look more like <a href=http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=moribito+balsa&view=detail&id=DBD22A76A98ADF3F3F9FD909918D70B3D17F35BC&first=0&qpvt=moribito+balsa&FORM=IDFRIR>Balsa from Moribito, Chell wouldn't stand a chance.

Always up for the three-way though...

 

[yuval152]

Chell in a Samus suit. Also, I'd be in a bear suit.

you need some help

And i wouldnt do neither.

 

[gigastrike]

Given that Samus is my main in Super Smash Bros., I have a bit of a business relationship with her that would make sex awkward (that word looks wrong for some reason).

 

[katboii]

intelligent

I doubt that has it suggested she has brain damage XD

yet still she is able to make her way through lots of cleverly thought out puzzles from a hyper intelligent AI
i'd deem her at least a little above average

 

[Anezay]

Given that Samus is my main in Super Smash Bros., I have a bit of a business relationship with her that would make sex awkward (that word looks wrong for some reason).

Ah, yes. SSB is serious business, and you wouldn't want to make things awkward.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I have a feeling that Samus would most likely waste me the minute she woke up that morning, provided she's any incarnation before the game that shall not be named. So in that case I'd go with Chell, but she'd never even speak to me so I'd just end up feeling used, cold and alone. So as revenge I'd steal the portal gun and use it to repeaedly drop her car from various heights, fucking it up in the process. I really over analysed this didn't I? 0_0

 

[theevilgenius60]

Hard one. Flexibility versus silent tenacity and a portal gun. Gotta go with Chell, even though I love you Samus, have since the 80's