Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[vrbtny]

Hard one. Flexibility versus silent tenacity and a portal gun. Gotta go with Chell, even though I love you Samus, have since the 80's

Flexibility you say?

Spoiler

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Samus because she looks better and isn't a mute.

 

[Android2137]

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Did she?

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

It's implied that she's the daughter of an employee brought on "Bring your Daughter to Work Day". Mind you though, by extention that means she was likely never educated beyond that age, but my point is that she didn't volunteer for this.

Spoiler

She could have been a teenager of 15 or so, and be in the game as in her 20's, providing the fact that the relaxation chambers did not Accelerate her age.

Spoiler: More Portal 2 spoilers

No. She was definitely an elementary schooler. Remember the section with the daughters' potato batteries (and volcano)? Hers was the potato that mutated and grew. If you zoom in on her presentation, you'll see it has her name on it and that she used a "special ingredient from Dad's work".

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Did she?

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

It's implied that she's the daughter of an employee brought on "Bring your Daughter to Work Day". Mind you though, by extention that means she was likely never educated beyond that age, but my point is that she didn't volunteer for this.

Spoiler

She could have been a teenager of 15 or so, and be in the game as in her 20's, providing the fact that the relaxation chambers did not Accelerate her age.

Spoiler: More Portal 2 spoilers

No. She was definitely an elementary schooler. Remember the section with the daughters' potato batteries (and volcano)? Hers was the potato that mutated and grew. If you zoom in on her presentation, you'll see it has her name on it and that she used a "special ingredient from Dad's work".

ah! i will replay that section again! thanks for the confirmation!

 

[Smooth Operator]

Samus, if she promises to shut the fuck up.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Samus definitely,mainly because there are more rule34 pics with her than Chell and of course that she is totally hot.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll go with the Samus that I knew and loved before Team Ninja fucked her up so badly in Other M[footnote]which like most of u I don't count as canon as far as her story goes[/footnote]. Main reasons being that A) Samus looks damn good in that Zero suit, so she's bound to look even better naked B) shes bound to be flexible and capable of some crazy, and incredibly kinky stuff C) the mutes are far more likely to be screamers in the sack. Rational behind rejecting Chell: A) ability to solve portal puzzles and out wit Glados doesn't mean she's intelligent in other areas B) I can't help but be stuck on her Portal 1 look and she didn't look the least bit attractive in that game C) we(or atleast I) know little to nothing about her background

Also chell is an android

if thats true its just another reason to pick Samus over chell

 

[Altorin]

I think Samus as she just looks better. (Especially in that zero suit!)
Chell would be your intellectual choice though.

"Especially in that zero suit"?

like... you think Varia Suit Samus is hot but Zero Suit Samus is waaaaay hotter?

anyway, Chell would be interesting because I think sex with a portal gun could be hilariously awesome. Samus, on the other hand, has Morph Ball, which in terms of sex would be less hilariously awesome.

So Chell Wins.

 

[Farther than stars]

Actually I wouldn't answer either. Both are stupid. The fact that the majority of users here are male and that the question is essentially "which fictional character would you bone?" with both being female made me think feminist. I might be wrong, maybe I have no idea which thing is which but in the end it irks me and i don't want to degrade myself by answering such a question.

Funnily enough, from a formal logic standpoint I guess that means I respond with "no".

Then it indeed was a rash conclusion which lead you to use the word feminist. But I can see why you would make that mistake, since which code of ethics you are now speaking from is harder to define. Now I suppose it comes down to the fact whether you would still not answer the poll if the subject were real people in question. If still not, then you would be answering from the conservative sexual morals of the early '60s. If you would, then personally I would say that you are employing an entirely different double standard. But ethically speaking, it would have more to do with the "Uncanny Valley effect". Or should that be aesthetically speaking?

 

[Biodeamon]

well, chell is pretty smart and i do like smart women...

however samus is pretty athletic and ninja-like...and...boobs!
but samus is probably hard to seduce so i'd have to stick with chell