Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[Blackout62]

Wait a minute this is just a thinly veiled question of blonde v. brunette.


...Chell.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

You know, I'd think both of them would make a good match for Gordon Freeman.

They could also make a good couple themselves. Or a triple. I'm gonna write some fan fiction now.

 

[Nemesis729]

Samus, Chell is pretty ugly

 

[CleverCover]

Neither, not into chicks like that.

 

[The_Evermind]

I prefer the Portal games to Metroid and if Other M has to be counted than I guess Chell but I voted Samus because I don't trust Chell, all that time with no one but Glados, I would be suspicious of her. Plus, its Samus, what more do I really need to say.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Why is Alyx Vance not in this poll?

Because then the abscence of votes in the other two sections would make the poll redundant. And it's supposed to be a dilmna. Like I said, the option between brain-damamged and slightly more brain-damaged is a far trickier one.

I would answer but the feminist in me won't allow it. As a result I will just say that this is an odd question since both characters have shown very little personality due to their not have dialogue and both tend to spend most of their games hidden (Samus in armor Chell by the camera). Its hard to make a judgement when both characters are largely undefined and nebulous.

Either you're employing a double standard or feminist isn't the term you're looking for. Suppose that it were men in question. If you would be fine answering that poll, then that would be a double standard. If you still wouldn't vote, then your objection with this poll isn't based on the subject matter being women specifically and therefore doesn't apply to feminism.

Actually I wouldn't answer either. Both are stupid. The fact that the majority of users here are male and that the question is essentially "which fictional character would you bone?" with both being female made me think feminist. I might be wrong, maybe I have no idea which thing is which but in the end it irks me and i don't want to degrade myself by answering such a question.

Funnily enough, from a formal logic standpoint I guess that means I respond with "no".

 

[xPixelatedx]

Um, who is Chell?

 

[Kyle Roberts]

Im hoping Chell is the one from portal 2 cause if so i could easy sum it up into a few words..

I would tap that.

 

[nbamaniac]

Chell and her silent kinkiness..

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If I had to pick one of them, I'd go for Chell, just because she seems a little more likely to actually go with me. Although, if I had the opportunity, I'd walk right past them both and go wolf whistle at Reimu instead. Who said mikos had to be chaste?

 

[geldonyetich]

So my choice is either Metroid herpes or Aperture Science neutering enrichment nanite?

 

[mew4ever23]

I'm going with Samus.

I think Samus as she just looks better. (Especially in that zero suit!)
Chell would be your intellectual choice though.

Even though she might have a VERY minor case of serious brain damage.

 

[tjbond911]

Samus because she's really hot, but I would sleep with chell if that meant I got to do the portal tests with her.

 

[Joshica Huracane]

Chell. Yes, Zero suit Samus is... well.. Zero suit Samus.. but at least Chell knows when to stay silent =P

 

[Cazza]

Putting the issue of brain damage aside. Chell I believe she would be a better match then samus.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Hard to say, portal gun would make things interesting, but I'd say Samus is sexier.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Other M Samus.

Cos the dumb slut would do ANYTHING.

 

[TakerFoxx]

One night stand or something more long-term? If the former, than Samus. If the latter, than Chell.

 

[jojoemon]

Chell because she's cute!

 

[yuval152]

Chell in a Samus suit. Also, I'd be in a bear suit.

you need some help

And i wouldnt do neither.

Naaaah. It was a joke

Also, you just said you'd do both. Double negative.

never thought that someone will figure it out XD