Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[liamwazhere]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

And why is that?

Because it is random, for one if stupid posts like this should go anywhere it should be to off topic. And this is a stupid for many reasons, information gathered is not useful, the discussions that could spring up from your posts could not possibly create interesting/thoughtful ideas and viewpoints that are interesting think about. Nothing is gained from reading anything in this post. And any post like it!

 

[infohippie]

I'll have to choose Chell, because people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren't they? Brave.

 

[BrionJames]

Are you trying to say the Chell is more intelligent than an intergalactic bounty hunter? A person who has traversed space and lived to tell about it? As far as this guys concerned, Samus is not only way hotter but also would have more shit to talk about. For me, make mine a Samus.

 

[InsanityMan]

I would- Wait, why the hell am I divulging this information? It won't further the cure for cancer or something. Jesus, why would I ever answer this, you social rejects.


(For the record, neither.)

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman? (maybe not the best equivalent but just something off the top of my head)

rofl

What lady could resist the Freeman. Plus he's a Doctor...not much of a conversationalist though.

Are you crazy? Solid Snake, the name says it all!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman? (maybe not the best equivalent but just something off the top of my head)

rofl

What lady could resist the Freeman. Plus he's a Doctor...not much of a conversationalist though.

Are you crazy? Solid Snake, the name says it all!

Yeah but isn't he like...ancient. Not sure he could keep up with me

I'll have to choose Chell, because people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren't they? Brave.

Offtopic I love your avatar, Oh piggy you so crazy!

 

[Genixma]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

This is the 21st century being male or female doesn't excuse this discussion.
Example:

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.

Now then my answer:
Both. I'd do them both.

 

[WaderiAAA]

If we are talking pre-Other M Samus, then her, if we are talking Other M Samus...

I don't know, Chell seems to have some issues, so I'd be worried about what psychological effect the sex might have on her, so possibly neither.

 

[thePyro_13]

Samus, she looks better, hell she's just all around better. Less easily manipulated, has a good career.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

And why is that?

Because it is random, for one if stupid posts like this should go anywhere it should be to off topic. And this is a stupid for many reasons, information gathered is not useful, the discussions that could spring up from your posts could not possibly create interesting/thoughtful ideas and viewpoints that are interesting think about. Nothing is gained from reading anything in this post. And any post like it!

Oh lordy, a funny little poll about video game characters on a video game forum... people might be having fun when we should all be arguing about DRM and piracy and other serious stuff. Loosen up!

Back to the OP - I'd pick Chell but cheat on her with Samus. When Chell found out and tried to do anything Samus would kill her. End result, I've slept with both and get Samus to keep. It makes sense to me at least.

 

[BanthaFodder]

well, there's the possibility that Chell is mentally handicapped (hence why she never talks and jumps when prompted to say "apple"). if that's not illegal, it's certainly immoral, so I'll go with Samus

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

This is the 21st century being male or female doesn't excuse this discussion.
Example:

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.

Now then my answer:
Both. I'd do them both.

Erm...but I wouldn't. Because I'm not gay. So I was being honest :|

 

[scorptatious]

Most likely Samus, I find her more attractive.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Chell looks a bit unrefined to me, plus she's brain-damaged to the point where she can no longer speak, and she clearly does not take proper care of her hair or skin
Sleeping with her would not only be immoral, because you're taking advantage of a disabled person, but also involve such amazing moments as her reaction when you require her to have a shower first,
And see a therapist about her serious case of stokholm syndrome
Samus on the other hand is totally not brain damaged

 

[Gigatoast]

Canonical or not, Team Ninja have established Samus as an unlikable airhead. And besides, Chell wasn't raised by a race of talking chickens, so I gotta go with her.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

I'd rather not objectify every character who happens to be female.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman? (maybe not the best equivalent but just something off the top of my head)

rofl

What lady could resist the Freeman. Plus he's a Doctor...not much of a conversationalist though.

Are you crazy? Solid Snake, the name says it all!

Yeah but isn't he like...ancient. Not sure he could keep up with me

According to the timeline he'd be 38 now. Plus the rapid aging hasn't started yet. So as a hetrosexual male with plenty of bisexual friends, I say he'd be a good shot.

 

[zehydra]

Samus.

For very, very shallow and obvious reasons.

yeah, but we're talking about sex with fictional characters.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll go with the Samus that I knew and loved before Team Ninja fucked her up so badly in Other M[footnote]which like most of u I don't count as canon as far as her story goes[/footnote]. Main reasons being that A) Samus looks damn good in that Zero suit, so she's bound to look even better naked B) shes bound to be flexible and capable of some crazy, and incredibly kinky stuff C) the mutes are far more likely to be screamers in the sack. Rational behind rejecting Chell: A) ability to solve portal puzzles and out wit Glados doesn't mean she's intelligent in other areas B) I can't help but be stuck on her Portal 1 look and she didn't look the least bit attractive in that game C) we(or atleast I) know little to nothing about her background

 

[adventuretime]

Samus. Everyone already gave plenty of reasons why her. No attraction at all to Chell.