Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[thiosk]

Samus can roll up into a ball and screw attack.

Come to daddy.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I think i'd go with Chell, I imagine the portal gun could be used for some rather... kinky stuff.

I would say Chell too.

Also, I really hope you mean the portals, not the actual portal gun, because as we were all told; "Do NOT touch the operational end of the device."

 

[Lynx]

Samus Aran. She's strong, fast, flexible and mysterious.
And also, to me she will always be the SNES Samus.

 

[ks1234]

I would choose Samus.

I would choose Pikachu!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

This is like kinda weird. I mean they are video game characters. How about we go out and find real women to have a relationship with. Not talking about if you would fuck Chell or Sammus.


Edit: BUUUT if a gun was to my head I would pick Chell

Did someone hold a gun to your head to make you give an answer? If so wink twice.
Like this.

 

[uzo]

Samus strikes me as being noisy as all hell.

I'd sleep with Chell.

She wouldn't wake me up.

 

[kickyourass]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Samus seems emotionally needy. Constantly vying for approval. Following bureaucracy and orders. (Yes, Metroid Other M is canon, so don't ***** at me. Besides, that game was great). Chell is also more physically attractive to me, and based off of a real life model that a person could (and probably is) actually having sex with. Let's not forget that that character may have spent her entire life inside of Aperture. This is fucked up, but Chell might be more easily talked into doing it.

That could just as easily make it harder for someone to "get Chell". I mean how trusting would you be if the only thing you most recently had any interaction with was a psychotic super computer that has been trying to kill you with traps?

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

What?! You never saw her, in 3 months? Didn't you ever use that 2 portal trick in a corner to look at yourself?
You know what's real funny about that? In the first game Samus was in, no one found out she was a she until the very end of the game. Ha!

 

[zombones]

Noooooo ;] ;]

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

There should really be a third option for this poll. Something like "I don't ponder the do-ability of the silent, barely visible female protagonists in my videogames."

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm above ogling female characters, but you barely see Chell and Samus anyway and they never talk...

 

[dfphetteplace]

Samus. I think she might be a lot of fun in bed.

 

[zombones]

This is like kinda weird. I mean they are video game characters. How about we go out and find real women to have a relationship with. Not talking about if you would fuck Chell or Sammus.


Edit: BUUUT if a gun was to my head I would pick Chell

Did someone hold a gun to your head to make you give an answer? If so wink twice.
Like this.

NOOOOOOO no way ;] ;]

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would answer but the feminist in me won't allow it. As a result I will just say that this is an odd question since both characters have shown very little personality due to their not have dialogue and both tend to spend most of their games hidden (Samus in armor Chell by the camera). Its hard to make a judgement when both characters are largely undefined and nebulous.

 

[MrA]

Samus. I like the blondes. And that whip! kinky.

 

[Farther than stars]

Oh wow, I've been given the choice between brain-damaged and slightly more brain-damaged. I'd still go for Chell though, because at least she can't talk. Yeah, she can't make a sound during sex, but at least I wouldn't run the risk of her narrating the experience. >.>
Even if I could choose both, I'd probably still ask Samus to leave - not that she herself would ever want to have sex with me unless I was wearing an Adam mask. =/

 

[Farther than stars]

Why is Alyx Vance not in this poll?

Because then the abscence of votes in the other two sections would make the poll redundant. And it's supposed to be a dilmna. Like I said, the option between brain-damamged and slightly more brain-damaged is a far trickier one.

I would answer but the feminist in me won't allow it. As a result I will just say that this is an odd question since both characters have shown very little personality due to their not have dialogue and both tend to spend most of their games hidden (Samus in armor Chell by the camera). Its hard to make a judgement when both characters are largely undefined and nebulous.

Either you're employing a double standard or feminist isn't the term you're looking for. Suppose that it were men in question. If you would be fine answering that poll, then that would be a double standard. If you still wouldn't vote, then your objection with this poll isn't based on the subject matter being women specifically and therefore doesn't apply to feminism.