Poll: Would you trade the ability to have children for immortality?

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Headdrivehardscrew

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Kyle Meadows said:
So I get to live forever and have sex with anybody ever and not have to worry? Where do I prick my thumb? Let's get this underway.
Living forever with the whole set of all STDs available doesn't sound too appealing to me, to be honest. Live forever, use condoms.
 

Heronblade

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The answer would depend upon a few other factors, such as any health or mental complications that would occur as a result of such a change.

If I have nothing to object to along along those lines, then I would indeed agree to it with little hesitation. An inevitable march to the grave never particularly appealed to me. I do desire an end to life, but wish it to occur in a manner and time of my choosing, rather than simply decaying to the point where my life is a mockery of what it once was.

I enjoy kids, love being around them, love teaching and caring for them. I do not however particularly care if they are mine or not, and to be frank do not particularly desire the responsibility of caring for them on a permanent basis. The life of a perpetual grand uncle to the descendents of my siblings is far more appealing to me than dealing with a brood of my own.
 

Gottesstrafe

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What, like in Highlander? Sure, why not. Maybe I'd freeze some sperm before I became an Immortal if it meant THAT much to me, but I'd be pretty gung-ho all the same. Once I reach the stage where I'm incredibly rich and bored I might even adopt orphans for social experiments, you know? Like I'd adopt 2 different babies, raise them with 2 different (employed) foster families in 2 different environments and make it so that at some point in life they're supposed to be pitted together like as though that's what their life's meaning was essentially leading up to (which it would). Or maybe I'd colonize another planet with children I'd raise into adulthood that would refer to me as some sort of mythological Allfather, I don't know.

Edit: How about a question that's a little harder to answer: Would you want the ability to be immortal if it meant being trapped in the body of a child (let's say 9 years old) for all of eternity?
 

evilives34

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honestly yes to immortality, i hate to say it but I've come to terms that i don't have a lot empathy. i understand others pains etc on a intellectual level but that about it. so the whole watch your family and friends die form age does really bother me.
 

blackflare

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honestly

I would not want to live forever.

imagine outliving everyone you know and watching people that are close to you die one after the other and you living on. I would not enjoy that and I really do not see myself as father material and since the world still has a lot of kids in orphanages already and babies in Africa starving to death I would probably adopt and since I am single and currently only have the financial support for myself I do not plan on fatherhood any time soon.


So I shall stay the way I am
 

mrblakemiller

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Headdrivehardscrew said:
Mr Thin said:
Why are you presenting this as if it's a difficult question?

This isn't a question that requires some deep personal search within oneself, like Kirk or Picard; would you rather live to see the end of the cosmos, or wipe shit off an infant's ass?
Heh. Well, the thing is that out there in the vast reaches of the cold harsh place called reality, having sex and shooting babies from your loin is the only meaty way of becoming "immortal". Then there's writing smart stuff, singing, dancing, acting or stripping naked for generations upon generations of us humans, millions of what could have been babies getting lost in paper towels and bedsheets all over the planet. The horror, masturbation killed more people than all the wars... ever.
Heed the words of George Carlin: "Not every ejaculation deserves a name."
 

Smeggs

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Immortality would get boring after a few hundred years. Think about it; you'd have to watch everyone you'd ever loved grow old and die while you remained the same.
 

CountryMike

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Hunter65416 said:
-You would be age immortal meaning if you were careful you could live forever (jumping of a tall building will kill you)
That wouldn't be a fun life. You'd hide in fear everyday because when you're immortal but not really you'd be much, much more afraid to die than good ol' mortals
 

Tiger Sora

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I don't plan to have kids. So I'd do this. I'm sure one day something will happen and I will die. Or I'd take my own life. But I'd probably have a long, good, fun life before that.
 

BlindedHunter

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Without second thought.
As has been said, the prospect of learning all you could about the world in an immortal's lifetime is far more appealing than the difficulties of trying to apply that learning to your efforts at parenthood.
 

Timmons

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I find this really sad. without the restriction of time i think we'd all just fuck around for the rest of our life, not contribute anything (not as much at least) to humanity. The very biological reason for our existence is to reproduce (i know there's more to it than that) but i think its a very important part of our life, more important than filling your brain with knowledge until you hardly know yourself anymore.

anyway get the mother to do all the messy stuff, problem solved.

;)
 

ProtoChimp

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Timmons said:
I find this really sad. without the restriction of time i think we'd all just fuck around for the rest of our life, not contribute anything (not as much at least) to humanity. The very biological reason for our existence is to reproduce (i know there's more to it than that) but i think its a very important part of our life, more important than filling your brain with knowledge until you hardly know yourself anymore.

anyway get the mother to do all the messy stuff, problem solved.

;)
Ah, intelligence. Such a marvelous thing to see these days, especially on this site these days.
 

Timmons

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ProtoChimp said:
Timmons said:
I find this really sad. without the restriction of time i think we'd all just fuck around for the rest of our life, not contribute anything (not as much at least) to humanity. The very biological reason for our existence is to reproduce (i know there's more to it than that) but i think its a very important part of our life, more important than filling your brain with knowledge until you hardly know yourself anymore.

anyway get the mother to do all the messy stuff, problem solved.

;)
Ah, intelligence. Such a marvelous thing to see these days, especially on this site these days.
thankyou:)