Poll: You are a mercenary!

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Fniff

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Imagine you work as a mercenary. You get hired by a man to take down a man named Ryan.

Annoying,you fail at killing him,he captures you,tortures you and throws you off a building.

A few years later,you have the chance to take him down.

Do you take it? If you do,explain how you would go about killing him.

You are not dead or crippled,but you still remember the pain. Oh god,do you remember.
 

Internet Kraken

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No, I think revenge is pointless. Why would I bother killing somebody, especially if I had nothing to gain from it?

Actually, if he tortured me and threw me off the building, how would I even be capable of killing him?
 

marurder

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Am I to be paid for killing him? I would expect my former employer would be more than a little irate for me being 3 years late. Gimme monies, yes, if not. No.
 

Sgtkillalot0

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My ankles, they HURT....so I send my army of zombies that I acquired over these few years to eat him and everyone around
 

orangebandguy

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Internet Kraken said:
No, I think revenge is pointless. Why would I bother killing somebody, especially if I had nothing to gain from it?

Actually, if he tortured me and threw me off the building, how would I even be capable of killing him?
After 3 deaths he's dominated you. So switch class and get revenge ;)

OT, I'd kill him with a hammer. I've always liked the idea of hammer deaths, in a strange sort of way.
 

crudus

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No, because I am not getting paid. I have nothing against him. Reason: I tried to kill him; of course he would return the favor.
 

Falcon123

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pimppeter2 said:
I would be wondering how I survived being thrown off a building
This. Seriously, why would I even bother killing someone who failed to kill me the first time when he had the chance. He's obviously useless...
 

Left4Meds

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pimppeter2 said:
I would be wondering how I survived being thrown off a building
Let's just pressume it's a two story building, or you fell into a large body of water.
 

LongAndShort

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pimppeter2 said:
I would be wondering how I survived being thrown off a building
If it was a one story building, I wouldn't be wondering that hard.

Am I getting paid to do it?

If so, than sure. Blast away his elbows and knee-caps, put him in a wooden box and set it on fire. Take what's left of the head as proof I killed him. Get paid.
 

Akai Shizuku

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No. I just wouldn't care anymore. =/ I might ask him if he wants to play some Call of Duty, though.
 

Murrah

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It is obvious that 'Ryan' is either an idiot or just mentally retarded and to be quite truthful with you I wouldn't Kill someone who is basically disabled because people might hate me for killing him over his disability.