First thought: You sick, sick little monkey.
Second thought: Exactly how long did you spend thinking of this?
Third thought: The things you list under possible torture would in all likelihood kill you anyway, particularly the vocal chord removal (anyone who does that without anesthetics probably doesn't have the medical skill perform such a procedure without killing you ANYWAY, let alone the fact you'd move from the pain and could cause even more damage from that) and medical experiments, so the REAL choice is 'excruciatingly painful and slow death' or 'quick and probably not nearly as painful' death. And even if you DID survive, you would undoubtedly make you far too mentally unstable for any real-world interaction r continuing gaming for a long, long time. In fact, you'd probably never get over it.
This in turn leads me to thought number 4;
This is an incredibly poorly thought out choice. Then again, if that was intentional, that is a masterfully satirical take on the competence of most governing bodies in the world right now, though somehow I think that's giving too much credit.
Alright, enough ragging, despite my complaints about how bad this is, I may as well answer: I choose the less painful death, thanks. Well, I suppose I could choose not to game any more, but you closed off that loophole earlier.
Second thought: Exactly how long did you spend thinking of this?
Third thought: The things you list under possible torture would in all likelihood kill you anyway, particularly the vocal chord removal (anyone who does that without anesthetics probably doesn't have the medical skill perform such a procedure without killing you ANYWAY, let alone the fact you'd move from the pain and could cause even more damage from that) and medical experiments, so the REAL choice is 'excruciatingly painful and slow death' or 'quick and probably not nearly as painful' death. And even if you DID survive, you would undoubtedly make you far too mentally unstable for any real-world interaction r continuing gaming for a long, long time. In fact, you'd probably never get over it.
This in turn leads me to thought number 4;
This is an incredibly poorly thought out choice. Then again, if that was intentional, that is a masterfully satirical take on the competence of most governing bodies in the world right now, though somehow I think that's giving too much credit.
Alright, enough ragging, despite my complaints about how bad this is, I may as well answer: I choose the less painful death, thanks. Well, I suppose I could choose not to game any more, but you closed off that loophole earlier.
