Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

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Teh Jammah

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From ME2... prolly Jacob. And it feels wierd typing that because I actually LIKED Jacob, WAY more than I liked Kaidan (although that may have been Carth 'i don't trust you' Onasi hatred bleed-thru). He's just... pretty bland compared to everyone else. And he doesn't have Jack's super-pouty lips, aka the one thing that makes her quasi-atractive
 

Ithera

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Out goes Jack, why I would need a crazy ass biotic misfit on my crew to begin with is beyond me. Sure..... she has some tragic issues, but is my ship and my missions really the place to tackle them? I like to think that therapy has come a long way in the mass effect series.

But surely killing her is a bit extreme? Id rather just drop her off somewhere where she can get help.
 

Sparrow

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I'd choose Jacob, but the priiiiiiiize.

With that out of the way, I wish there were an option for Kaidan. "Wah, my squad commander was a douche to me!" - TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD HERE, KAIDAN. At least I could bang Ashley.
 

fnartilter

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Jacob has to go. There's something about his attitude that gets on my nerves. He's too much of a Good Guy but not in an interesting way like Samara, he's a flat / sterile character.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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It's a toss up between Jacob and Thane. I'd say Garrus, but he's grown on me. Honestly, the fact that he sticks with you in ME2 actually means quite a bit as far as I'm concerned. I mean Garrus is the kind of guy who has your back no matter what.

Unless he's doing callibrations.

The reason for Jacob and Thane is because I never used them. I rarely use Garrus, but as I mentioned a few lines up, I respect his loyalty at least. I'm an infiltrator, so I generally use Tali and Mordin in my lineup to give me some powers and a decent balance of combat ranges.
 

XandNobody

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Jacob, without question, didn't even have to think on that one.

His personality grates on my nerves, but also rather important, is the fact that his skills really don't do a lot to help the team as compared to other options.
 

HT_Black

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Miranda. Take a carnifex and get creative all over her whinging self-centered annoying flavorless ass.
 

Elzam

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if you wanted to make this a REAL poll, wouldn't you put the LEAST favorite characters separate so you ACTUALLY see who is most disliked instead of picking the 2 least favorite and then saying "hey I wonder who people dislike, here I put them together so you don't need to think about it"
 

Grotch Willis

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Flailing Escapist said:
Whats the name of the new Jersey Shore looking mother fucker in the next game?
I'd kick his ass out of an airlock anyday.
/hate_against_new_characters
Shit Yeah, I'd much rather kill off (with extreme prejudice) the Jersey Shore Reject that EA planted into ME3 than any squadmate in ME2.
 

Jake0fTrades

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Elzam said:
if you wanted to make this a REAL poll, wouldn't you put the LEAST favorite characters separate so you ACTUALLY see who is most disliked instead of picking the 2 least favorite and then saying "hey I wonder who people dislike, here I put them together so you don't need to think about it"
Polls on the Escapist only allow for eight options.

You're new here, so I'm not going to argue with you over what was likely a simple mistake, but in the future, it would be prudent to think about these things before you start telling people off.
 

Smurf McSmurfington

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None of them. Plain and simple, I don't want to get rid of any of them.
But if I absolutely HAD to choose, I'd choose Kaidan, though I wouldn't like it.
If I could only choose from ME2, it'd be Jacob, and I wouldn't like that either.
I liked all of the characters (save for Ashley from the first one, who was just dull and... well... bland... and overly patriotic/dumb, and she died in ME1).
 

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Random berk said:
I'm surprised that Garrus and Legion are 'Fan favourites.' Garrus won't even speak to you for half the game, and Legion isn't around long enough to really become attached to, although it is perhaps one of the best looking characters in the game.
Hey! Garrus is the most important character in the game! Without his tireless work, the ship would be dangerously uncalibrated!

OT: I honestly didn't find any of the characters unlikable enough to kill, but I'd say Jack because not only is she a mass murderer; she's a bitchy, vain, self victimizing mass murderer.
 

mjc0961

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Hmm...

A completely and totally unrelated question, but can I get Udina to join my squad?

If not, can I just threaten Garrus? I don't want to kill him, I just want to scare the calibrations out of him.

 
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Zaheed. I honestly would have sacrificed his raving psychotic ass for the sake of the mission without a thought. Unlike Jack, he's just an ass for the sake of it. (jack is an ass because it helps her survive, when almost everyone she's met has tried to kill her)
 

DaJoW

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Never liked Jack, but can't stand Tali. I abhor her and never use her, do her loyalty mission (did it once just to see what it was like) or speak with her.