Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...

[Souplex]

Well the whole she's Scarlet Johansen thing is already a dealbreaker for me.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Well the whole she's Scarlet Johansen thing is already a dealbreaker for me.

Read the OP...

If you're not into Scarlet, you can substitute Kate Winslet or whomever you find to be extremely attractive. I chose her because I personally find her to be gorgeous, and because apparently quite a few people agree with me.

Just insert whichever woman you find stunningly attractive. Hurr hurr hurr... insert.

 

[Raizekage]

Was she born a dude or is she a hermaphrodite?

Either way the answer is no but I'm curious as to the exact situation in her pants.

Penis is a deal breaker for me regardless of anything else.

 

[ciancon]

I'd blink, sigh and leave.

 

[HentMas]

i would probably get "HUH????"

then turn her over XD

a penis is nothing more than an external vagina, if she looks feels smells sound like Scarlet Johansen, a simple penis wont make me regret being with her...him

but if he wanted to do me i would refuse, i don´t really like things up my bum

thats it.

 

[PhiMed]

Yes. If it is pretty, you must fuck it.

 

[holy_secret]

Ew ew ew ew.
Seriously. No. Why? You ruined her for me :-(

 

[Bureacreative]

i'd make out with her she has a fantastic face and set

 

[shedra]

I'd rather find a totally healthy penis down there than a vagina that looks STD ridden.
I'm pretty sexually curious. Under the right conditions I could try it with a 100% guy.

 

[Thundero13]

I would say something along the lines of: "Well Scarlett, I have no idea why I decided to get into bed with a women and despite the fact that your penis makes you slightly more attractive I still must decline as you are still too female, goodbye", i'm gay by the way.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT I SAID WHAT WHAT

 

[Azurian]

Well I don't like her anyway so no big lose for me.

 

[chstens]

Uhm... I... I really am not sure, usually a penis would be a deal breaker, but it's Scarlett Johanssen, I... Don't know...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wouldn't even if there was nothing wrong with her. I have much better things to do than be involved in romance or sex.

 

[Findlebob]

Im male and bi... what the hell.

 

[TheOtter]

Ugh, another one of these? It's cute to see the range of "Hey, never hurts to try something new" to "OMGWTFSOGROSSSHESADUDELULZZZZZ" you get from these. I am a trans myself and always made it a point to make sure the men I was with were well aware of my nature. I find it extreme insulting when I was called a "trap" however. If you politely excuse yourself then that is understandable (it took me quite a while to find a loving and understanding guy) but screaming then running is just childish.

But on topic, while she isn't my favorite actress I wouldn't have a problem (providing I wasn't in my current relationship).

/endsnarkiness

 

[DarkRyter]

Well, at least she's not a racist.

Edit: *he's

 

[Pingieking]

....does she have a vagina right underneath Bible Black style?

I'm just quoting that because I find that question some how amusing. I mean I really don't know why but it strikes me as hilarious. I can imagine someone just asking that in the middle of a discussion in a bar or something.

Ahem.
I believe the correct term is Futanari.

OT: I think I can be ok with that. Not exactly something I'd know how to handle in a hypothetical, I'd kind of have to wing it in that situation.

 

[bombadilillo]

Wouldn't anyway. Not attracted. Id call OP and tell him shes ready.

 

[UmJammerSully]

I'd stick it in her pooper of course.

I'd imagine it would just be incredibly awkward and I would just leave. Yeah, pretty boring.