Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...

[Fwee]

I'm down with it. What do I have to lose?

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I love Scarlet. She's a sweetheart, she's funny, and she's fun to be around, but no. Not my thing.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

No.

Way.

In.

Hell.

Sorry honey, but no. I would be shocked and GTFO. The last thing I want in a partner is that they either had a penis or that they have a penis. Sorry.

I would also see my shrink to make sure I don't lose it at that point. Because that might push me over the brink.

 

[synobal]

....does she have a vagina right underneath Bible Black style?

I'm just quoting that because I find that question some how amusing. I mean I really don't know why but it strikes me as hilarious. I can imagine someone just asking that in the middle of a discussion in a bar or something.

Ahem.
I believe the correct term is Futanari.

OT: I think I can be ok with that. Not exactly something I'd know how to handle in a hypothetical, I'd kind of have to wing it in that situation.

There is actually a term for it? Wow um how exactly did YOU! learn of this term hmm? >.>

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Honestly? Not sure, it would be wierd but there's always the option to turn off the lights, hit it from the back, and never tell anyone.

WAIT! How big is the penis? I need to know to make my desicion. If it's bigger than mine than fuck no, if it's smaller than there is still a posibililty.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'd still tap that.

 

[ultrachicken]

....does she have a vagina right underneath Bible Black style?

I'm just quoting that because I find that question some how amusing. I mean I really don't know why but it strikes me as hilarious. I can imagine someone just asking that in the middle of a discussion in a bar or something.

Ahem.
I believe the correct term is Futanari.

OT: I think I can be ok with that. Not exactly something I'd know how to handle in a hypothetical, I'd kind of have to wing it in that situation.

There is actually a term for it? Wow um how exactly did YOU! learn of this term hmm? >.>

It's Japanese for hermaphrodite. Not exactly a hidden part of the human lexicon.

 

[bombadilillo]

Honestly? Not sure, it would be wierd but there's always the option to turn off the lights, hit it from the back, and never tell anyone.

WAIT! How big is the penis? I need to know to make my desicion.

Im with you. Is the cock bigger then mine? Cause the shame...Who knows if you COULD do it then.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

You meet Scarlet Johansen. She's totally into you. This can be a romantic encounter or a purely sexual one - for the purposes of this conversation, it doesn't matter. But she's amazing, gorgeous, and totally real. You end up hitting it off with her so well that the two of you end up in bed together. . .

..and you discover that she has a penis. What do you do?

I let her put it in my vagina and make passionate love to me all night. ^^ Cause damn, I've always wanted to try something like that, but it's hard to find people that attractive with that equipment outside of Japanese porn.

I've always wanted to have night like that. ^^

 

[Lyri]

I'd go through with it, I don't care.

The woman is fabulous to look at, her suddenly getting a penis doesn't bother me but I'm going to buckle down and bite the bullet, so to speak.

 

[synobal]

You meet Scarlet Johansen. She's totally into you. This can be a romantic encounter or a purely sexual one - for the purposes of this conversation, it doesn't matter. But she's amazing, gorgeous, and totally real. You end up hitting it off with her so well that the two of you end up in bed together. . .

..and you discover that she has a penis. What do you do?

I let her put it in my vagina and make passionate love to me all night. ^^ Cause damn, I've always wanted to try something like that, but it's hard to find people that attractive with that equipment outside of Japanese porn.

I've always wanted to have night like that. ^^

Your Ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.

 

[Astro-Boy]

The penis is the least attractive thing on a dude, imo. In fact, a dude's entire lower body just doesn't do anything for me. So deal breaker.

Perhaps if it were... an attractive male upper body with a female lower body + vagina? Picturing that... also does nothing for me.

Sorry Scarlett, it was never meant to be.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

I'd have sex with her. I admit that it would be weird at first, but it is freaking Scarlet Johansen. Seriously, I could not pass up that chance.

 

[coldshadow]

same thing I would do with any chick who I got into bed with and had a penis, fuck them anyways, maybe even suck them off.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

No. Morals. Also, age of consent on my part. Ahaha.

 

[Matt-the-twat]

It would ruin the mood entirely, anything unexpected like that would. Anyway my answer is no, because of the aforementioned reason, and also because I'm straight.

Afterthought: Might just try and get a cheeky titwank or motorboat but that's it

 

[Liudeius]

Well, a finger is good, so as long as she's enough a woman to bear children...

 

[LongAndShort]

Tell 'her' to wear nothing but a skirt and go up the rear.

Wow, I feel like a massive douche for saying that.

 

[MrHero17]

I'd hit it, and if my stamina allows for it I'd hit it again.