Nah, just kidding!
I've never been that much of Scarlet Fanatic myself, so her having a penis probably wouldn't effect my as much. However, that also means I might not have sex with her, simply because I'm not so crazy about her as some people.
Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...
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Nah, just kidding!
I've never been that much of Scarlet Fanatic myself, so her having a penis probably wouldn't effect my as much. However, that also means I might not have sex with her, simply because I'm not so crazy about her as some people.
Hey OP! You said you'd answer the question yourself once we were a few posts in. Now, four pages later, I can't see your answer anywhere. I'm curious - what would you do?funguy2121 said:
And before anyone asks, my answer is back on page 2.
Turn the lights off
Do anal
Take a picture after and ruin her (his) career. For profit of course
Oh and I wouldn't even cuddle or accept her (his?) phone calls
EDIT: I'm saying it would ruin their career because I am 99% certain she is famous for being a goddess of a woman. Also I don't know which gender it is, sorry but if anyone would tell me I would greatly appreciate it. Otherwise I am well aware I sound a bit insensitive.
Do anal
Take a picture after and ruin her (his) career. For profit of course
Oh and I wouldn't even cuddle or accept her (his?) phone calls
EDIT: I'm saying it would ruin their career because I am 99% certain she is famous for being a goddess of a woman. Also I don't know which gender it is, sorry but if anyone would tell me I would greatly appreciate it. Otherwise I am well aware I sound a bit insensitive.
Wait...does she have both organs or just a penis?funguy2121 said:A juvenile whim hit me and I decided to pose this question.
You meet Scarlet Johansen. She's totally into you. This can be a romantic encounter or a purely sexual one - for the purposes of this conversation, it doesn't matter. But she's amazing, gorgeous, and totally real. You end up hitting it off with her so well that the two of you end up in bed together. . .
..and you discover that she has a penis. What do you do?
Some disclaimers:
This is not a sounding board for homophobia (or whatever title you give to a rough equivalent for transgendered people).
If you're not into Scarlet, you can substitute Kate Winslet or whomever you find to be extremely attractive. I chose her because I personally find her to be gorgeous, and because apparently quite a few people agree with me.
I'm going to hold off giving my answer until I get a few posts. I want to get the ball rolling on the conversation without coloring it with my own opinions. Some of you may find this to be a ***** move, I know, but I'm doing it
Check the poll for specifics, if you wish. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's fantasy!
Edit: I forgot something. It should go without saying, but this question is for everyone who's interested in sounding off, so you don't have to be male or heterosexual to answer.
It wouldn't be a problem. Sure, there would be some talking, some explaining but in the end we'd still hit it off.
What's more interesting is how the OP came up with this hypothetical. You know how people say that stories so bizarre to be believed are probably true?
What's more interesting is how the OP came up with this hypothetical. You know how people say that stories so bizarre to be believed are probably true?
Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...Jewrean said:lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully...
Here, you get a virtual cookie for understanding the reference.funguy2121 said:Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...Jewrean said:lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully...
Hell, Hugo Weaving is the only reason I'll be seeing Captain America in theaters.Jewrean said:Here, you get a virtual cookie for understanding the reference.funguy2121 said:Which means your also sitting there...deliberately...PURPOSE-fully...Jewrean said:lol I answered before reading the whole post. That image was placed there... deliberately... PURPOSE-fully...